Message from @A disgruntled scientist

Discord ID: 523227237714231296


2018-12-14 19:56:30 UTC  

True

2018-12-14 19:56:43 UTC  

How are you guys with (((them)))?

2018-12-14 19:56:47 UTC  

You like?

2018-12-14 19:56:59 UTC  

sniff

2018-12-14 19:57:02 UTC  

(((them)))? You mean ((((((bagels))))))?

2018-12-14 19:57:12 UTC  

<:sargoy:382978736053551104>

2018-12-14 19:57:14 UTC  

bagelbagelbagelbagel

2018-12-14 19:57:14 UTC  

SHECKELS FÜR ALLES

2018-12-14 19:57:21 UTC  

even for me

2018-12-14 19:57:22 UTC  

Shalom akhi.

2018-12-14 19:57:25 UTC  

oy vey

2018-12-14 19:57:40 UTC  

Ok

2018-12-14 19:57:47 UTC  

inb4 säpo comes in and shoots us all in the head

2018-12-14 19:57:51 UTC  

As we all know, physics is really, really hard. That's because in reality it's all one vast illusion - an extravagant lie carefully constructed just to confuse us. By Jews. Read on and find out the unsettling big-nosed truth you never knew about the whole Jew world . (Unless, of course, you've read Mein Kampf. He had it nearly right.)

Electricity

Inside cables there are hundreds of tiny Jews 'high-fiving' each other and running around swapping messages. This transfer of messages allows things to work, e.g. the Jews in a plug socket tell the Jews in the wire, who eventually tell the Jews in (say) a kettle to fart in the water allowing it to boil.

2018-12-14 19:57:55 UTC  

Fuck man, I have been here for less than an hour but I love you more than I love my toothbrush.

2018-12-14 19:58:03 UTC  

Gravity

Jews throw minute ropes (see string theory), invisible to the goy eye, to the ground. These ropes attach to unseen hooks that enable muscle-toned Jews to pull themselves towards terra firma. There is minimal gravity far from planetary bodies (i.e. in space) because no known Jews have access to cables of sufficient length. All bodies experience gravitational attraction to each other quite simply because Jews are, to put it mildly, sociable creatures who practically invented what they like to call the Communist Party. Jew all-nighters are where gravity waves meet Mexican waves.

Light

If you think about it, its quite obvious, really. The Jews that make up our eyes can see what colour hats other Jews making up, say a table, are wearing. They then hi-five Jews in our 'optical nerve' who run to tell the brain Jews what has been seen. This makes us think we are seeing things when in fact it's all Jews.

Anti-matter

Now this is a little more complicated. There are evil anti-Jews. These make up anti-matter. Done.

2018-12-14 19:58:06 UTC  

hey

2018-12-14 19:58:11 UTC  

Just like money, all types of energy are transferred through Jews. Heat is just Jews rubbing other Jews. Potential energy is when Jews don't want to be separated (see Gravity). Kinetic energy is the movement of Jews. Energy is always conserved so fundamental Jews (Haredis) are only ever transferred and never made or destroyed. Energy caused by nuclear fission is when you make a hyper-Jew very angry, and when it gets angry enough it explodes, causing an enormous explosion. But Jews are very amiable creatures, so this never happens. Nuclear energy is a lie.

Jews

So what are Jews themselves made up of? Surely they're not at the bottom of life, the universe and everything? They are in fact comprised of billions of even smaller Jews, known as super-Jews. They, in turn, are made up of billions of even smaller Jews known as hyper-Jews. Hyper-Jews are the fundamental building blocks of everything. Though no one, to be honest, can yet be absolutely sure. Least of all, Jews themselves.

2018-12-14 19:58:13 UTC  

you are not supposed to love your toothbrush

2018-12-14 19:58:14 UTC  

weirdo

2018-12-14 19:58:14 UTC  

I change once a month tho. So don't get any ideas.

2018-12-14 19:58:14 UTC  
2018-12-14 19:58:32 UTC  

säpo is watching

2018-12-14 19:58:40 UTC  

FUCK SÄPO

2018-12-14 19:58:42 UTC  

FUCK FRA

2018-12-14 19:58:56 UTC  

_looks right into the camera_

2018-12-14 19:59:22 UTC  

does the helicopter

2018-12-14 19:59:23 UTC  

Or am I? <:think_hitlerdidnothingwrong:378717099952177162>

2018-12-14 19:59:24 UTC  

EPIC

2018-12-14 19:59:24 UTC  

if the cop is hot why not

2018-12-14 19:59:40 UTC  

There are some good cops.

2018-12-14 19:59:47 UTC  

it is enrichment time @Den Röda Smurfen

2018-12-14 19:59:53 UTC  

Like there are some good nigg...Who am I trying to kid.

2018-12-14 19:59:59 UTC  

majority of swedish cops are good.

2018-12-14 20:00:04 UTC  

Yeah

2018-12-14 20:00:05 UTC  

problem is that they're too nice.

2018-12-14 20:00:25 UTC  

I would vote for to let the shoot on sight if I could.

2018-12-14 20:00:46 UTC  

Fucking tasers are not gonna fix our problems.

2018-12-14 20:01:26 UTC  

I dont remember the name, but the cop-chief-thingy in stockholm (or malmö dont remember) had a pretty good plan in fixing the crime and rape

2018-12-14 20:01:37 UTC  

tldr stop being nice <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

2018-12-14 20:01:48 UTC  

Just ban Islam. Done.