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<:GWfroggyPepoThink:400751114221256705>

you on a phone but it looks fine on pc

@Den Röda Smurfen Thanks for grammar nazing me.

@A disgruntled scientist ok weeb

<:no_anime:382980749785169940>

Don't call me that.

Ironic from the person that literally writes h

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nigerts

Dindu nuffin

noirgerts

Pucko

despite only making 13% of the population

ooga booga göteborg

ooga booga malmö

ooga booga stockholm

ooga booga Sverige

reminder that koko the gorilla has a higher IQ than the national average of somalia

😂

True

How are you guys with (((them)))?

You like?

sniff

(((them)))? You mean ((((((bagels))))))?

<:sargoy:382978736053551104>

bagelbagelbagelbagel

SHECKELS FÜR ALLES

even for me

Shalom akhi.

oy vey

Ok

inb4 säpo comes in and shoots us all in the head

As we all know, physics is really, really hard. That's because in reality it's all one vast illusion - an extravagant lie carefully constructed just to confuse us. By Jews. Read on and find out the unsettling big-nosed truth you never knew about the whole Jew world . (Unless, of course, you've read Mein Kampf. He had it nearly right.)

Electricity

Inside cables there are hundreds of tiny Jews 'high-fiving' each other and running around swapping messages. This transfer of messages allows things to work, e.g. the Jews in a plug socket tell the Jews in the wire, who eventually tell the Jews in (say) a kettle to fart in the water allowing it to boil.

Fuck man, I have been here for less than an hour but I love you more than I love my toothbrush.

Gravity

Jews throw minute ropes (see string theory), invisible to the goy eye, to the ground. These ropes attach to unseen hooks that enable muscle-toned Jews to pull themselves towards terra firma. There is minimal gravity far from planetary bodies (i.e. in space) because no known Jews have access to cables of sufficient length. All bodies experience gravitational attraction to each other quite simply because Jews are, to put it mildly, sociable creatures who practically invented what they like to call the Communist Party. Jew all-nighters are where gravity waves meet Mexican waves.

Light

If you think about it, its quite obvious, really. The Jews that make up our eyes can see what colour hats other Jews making up, say a table, are wearing. They then hi-five Jews in our 'optical nerve' who run to tell the brain Jews what has been seen. This makes us think we are seeing things when in fact it's all Jews.

Anti-matter

Now this is a little more complicated. There are evil anti-Jews. These make up anti-matter. Done.

hey