turtwife: we don't have many gifts for turtkid
turtwig: *checks bank balance*

😂

lol

Should've bought him some Lego

probably would have been cheaper at this point holy shit

and better

force turtkid to do stuff with lego technic

legos are amazing

I loved them when I was younger

he's not even 2 yet calm down

😡

Still do, they're just too expensive, and I'm not autistic enough to do it.

@turtwig Did you cry when turtkid was born?

@A disgruntled scientist he's not the one that gave birth

single manly tear or faggot crying?

I did the former

Manly ofc

and denied it immediately of course

I'm going to be a father in 4 months. And I think I will faggot cry tbh.

^ not me

Can turtles even cry?

@A disgruntled scientist know the gender yet?

^him

Gender is a construct
Congrats man

idk how far along you have to be before they can tell

@A disgruntled scientist Congratulations! Hope it goes well.

@turtwig No, We decided that we don't want to know so my wifey can have a surprise after she has given birth.

@MountainMan Thanks!

gender and sex are interchangeable and unchangeable

change my mind

Two genders

Conke and bepis

They only look for a penis on the Ultrasounds anyway 🤷🏿

Two genders and a bunch of genetic diseases and abnormalities which dont count.

surprise is the big gay

lol

can't prepare

BUT what colour should we paint the room, woman!!!