Message from AlanPowell in /r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general


2018-12-24 19:03:43 UTC  

thats why im not taking my kids to the mall to sit on a stranger's lap

2018-12-24 19:03:43 UTC  

have you heard about what they're doing to santa in the netherlands?

2018-12-24 19:03:55 UTC  

oh look I already have a contingency plan

2018-12-24 19:04:09 UTC  

I have one too.

2018-12-24 19:04:09 UTC  

5 minutes from my house our family has a large farm with literal hordes of guns and ammo

2018-12-24 19:04:16 UTC  

completely self sufficent food supply

2018-12-24 19:04:20 UTC  

It's in caliber 5.56 <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-12-24 19:04:22 UTC  

Sounds too close to the city

2018-12-24 19:04:23 UTC  

this is dutch santa... and he is a racist

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/526837562053230593/GettyImages-106276031020sinterklaas20black20pete20christmas201120.png

2018-12-24 19:04:27 UTC  

send Gunner a HiPoint

2018-12-24 19:04:28 UTC  

@Fitzydog I don't live in the city

2018-12-24 19:04:33 UTC  

I live in podunk nowhere

2018-12-24 19:04:39 UTC  

Okay, good

2018-12-24 19:04:53 UTC  

I always assumed you lived in Manhattan @Werlf

2018-12-24 19:04:57 UTC  

I live in the most rural area of Connecticut

2018-12-24 19:04:57 UTC  

nah

2018-12-24 19:05:09 UTC  

Actually the most rural area of New England as a whole

2018-12-24 19:05:12 UTC  

i guess i was just being racist 🤣

2018-12-24 19:05:16 UTC  

haha

2018-12-24 19:05:23 UTC  

surprisingly the Europeans are resisting some of the PC stuff around Christmas and other traditional things

2018-12-24 19:05:30 UTC  

most of my family lives in Hartford or Manhattan so you're not far off

2018-12-24 19:06:27 UTC  

I just like how Dutch Santa looks like he's out of a Tim and Eric skit.

2018-12-24 19:06:39 UTC  

All I'm saying is, even if the Midwest were to go full on populist Right, the coastal elites would still have the population advantage, and eventually centralize power to be used against the other states and get their way. They always do

2018-12-24 19:06:39 UTC  

i can't stand tim and eric

2018-12-24 19:06:48 UTC  

Those blackfaced elves or whatever the fuck they are look like Old Greg.

2018-12-24 19:07:06 UTC  

more cringe

2018-12-24 19:07:15 UTC  

that shit wasnt even funny tbh

2018-12-24 19:08:06 UTC  

to millenials, "weird and gay and annoying" is comedy gold apparently

2018-12-24 19:08:38 UTC  

its the kind of shit Graphic Designers watch

2018-12-24 19:08:42 UTC  

just saying

2018-12-24 19:09:08 UTC  

It was good back in the day, but those guys seem like weird lefty douchebags now

2018-12-24 19:09:14 UTC  

a lot can change in two years

2018-12-24 19:09:19 UTC  

we'll see how things turn out

2018-12-24 19:09:21 UTC  

it was never good <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-12-24 19:09:29 UTC  

if there's one thing we know about Trump

2018-12-24 19:09:30 UTC  

maybe you're just old

2018-12-24 19:09:35 UTC  

it's that he's absolutely unpredictable

2018-12-24 19:09:51 UTC  

the energy has been low it seems

2018-12-24 19:10:17 UTC  

He had a conference call with the banks this week, and has a team devoted to researching crypto, so maybe

2018-12-24 19:10:47 UTC  

Can the president revoke the Feds charter?