the left have a narrative of progress that a lot of people don't even think about, they just absorb it
it turns into the "it's 2018, come on people" fallacy

Progressing towards what?

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better stuff

NEW stuff

like an answering machine that turns your teapot on if you ask it nicely

Old stuff bad, new stuff good

yup

not enough presents

you suck

That's why I don't trust Steven Pinker or Bret and Eric Weinstein

one child does not need this much shit

@AlanPowell nope

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did you get the Lepin tank @turtwig

TOYS!!!!

you need to mix up the wrapping paper

@Fitzydog you say that like you think I had any input on this

bahaha I know you didnt

@Fitzydog niceties are expensive

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gift food

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I bought him a Kindle fire thing

who gives food for gifts

this is not a 3rd world country

she bought everything else

@M4Gunner Niceties are things that would make life a bit easier, but you put off buying all year, like a new frying pan or comfy socks

he's gonna have like 10 miles of car track by the end of tomorrow

socks and underwear are really good gifts when you get older

if someone gives me a tube of shitty summer sausage for christmas im never speaking to them again unless theyre some asshole from work

gib toolz

theyd have to know what specific socks and underwear i get

she got me 4 pairs of jeans lol

gib Skilsaw

you sound like a total diva

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black satin briefs

When I get married Im going to run my own house

not like turtwig