True

i consider myself beaten

I mean

i cant say no to shekels

How much is a million really?

not much tbh

it was a lot of money in the 1990s

would you eat a booger for a million dollars?

id a eat a booger for free my nigga but sure

Im still looking for a job after Home Depot, Target, and Walmart turned me down.

ew

rejected by the Homeless Despot <:oof:494878589406150657>

I know right

id even have sex with Fireweaver for a mil dollars, Then you can figure out how desperate i am

It fucking sucks

Time to join the Army

youd fuck weavs for much less

kek

Feels like nobody will hire me

Nah 1 million is the lowest il go

are you white? @EnderOctanus

sell single ciggies on a street cona

The Army turned me down too, also yes

the army turned me down too

just use your privilege duh

something about not wanting a 1,5m midget

Army doesnt like ADHD

Be COMPLETELY honest everyone: How low are you willing to settle for if you sucked a dick in a no-name gay porno.

I'm talking, like, 2min at most

Damn meds

I dunno

The opportunity to suck cock hasnt arrisen yet.

thats gay Fitz

Yes, but also, money

Everyone's got a price

i bet yall would suck a dick for less even though you probly have more money than me

I mean I probably do

that is why networking and making friends is so important, the best way to get jobs is to know someone who will vouch for you

fags 🤣

Yeah my network is basically you fucks at this point.

Shut up, you'd do it if no one found out.

$5k in your pocket

Id do it for free if it was a nice dick