Message from @Hadrian
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When I went to my first command the first thing my mentor did when he was done with the base tour was pay for a ticket to a strip club
"We're eating mexican tonight, seaman"
Lol when I got to my duty station our co paid our way
LOL
hah that's based
Completely
This dude is a small ams instructor
His wife is like
Have a good time
I won’t wanna know
hah
I had fun that one time but I wouldn't go to a club again.
it was an interesting experience. Only went the once
We both had a cigar and got lap dances
Last time i was at a club i woke up in a strippers apartment half dead from alcohol poisoning
Dunno but I’m bored atm
So why not
Lap dances are good
As long as you follow rules
Bring cash
specifically the touching rules
Leave your atm card at home
Yeah depends on the girl
In Louisville they don’t give a fuk
Too many rules
Especially when you're in the service
Better to just get a girl the natural way and touch whatever you want
some of the girls actually know the base quarterdeck number
Lol yeah they do and they will fuk you
No love for hoes
Yeah the natural way is the best way
and if I can't, I have my left hand
Seriously?
My son loves paw patrol
He’s a fascist
The funny thing is, by their definition a Fascist world is simply a world that makes sense
Right? Where actions have consequences
a world with authorities where there's order instead of chaos
This is what I remember, feel free to make corrections or edit.