Message from Chancellor in Anticom #general

2017-02-10 08:10:29 UTC  

Yeah. Just looking like you could fuck someone up if you wanted is a good way of frightening off lots of would be attackers.

2017-02-10 08:10:59 UTC  

@Tee CA Enough do, sports are a lot more popular here. I've never really been fit enough for people to want to play with me though.

2017-02-10 08:11:02 UTC  

Or surf and punch sharks

2017-02-10 08:11:26 UTC  

Punching sharks is frowned upon.

2017-02-10 08:11:50 UTC  

@Chancellor Never to late to start. Some older guys out here get fit well into their 30s-40s

2017-02-10 08:12:31 UTC  

Yeah, I've been making a start.

2017-02-10 08:12:52 UTC  

3 years ago I was fat, I'm a skinny cunt now, with some muscle growing.

2017-02-10 08:12:54 UTC  


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2017-02-10 08:13:37 UTC  

Wear a big shark tooth as a pendant. Slice a throat, then throw away the tooth. No evidence, no conviction.

2017-02-10 08:13:50 UTC  

>Wear big shark tooth

2017-02-10 08:13:57 UTC  

>Trip over your own spaghetti

2017-02-10 08:14:01 UTC  

>Impale own neck

2017-02-10 08:14:35 UTC  

Mate, if I die via shark tooth I'll be happy.

2017-02-10 08:14:37 UTC  

Man, I once was a fucking chad like that

2017-02-10 08:14:53 UTC  

Well, you'd wear it below neck level. Mid or upper chest.

2017-02-10 08:15:24 UTC  

Why not make a shark tooth bracelet?

2017-02-10 08:15:33 UTC  

Hey, there we go.

2017-02-10 08:15:35 UTC  

Also shark teeth are serated, hard to cut a neck with.

2017-02-10 08:15:52 UTC  


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2017-02-10 08:15:59 UTC  

Swiss army knife would be better honestly... Except you can't take them into anywhere.

2017-02-10 08:16:09 UTC  

"It was an accident, your honor. He grabbed by wrist, I pulled away, his arm got shredded."

2017-02-10 08:16:44 UTC  

Metal or plastic shark tooth bracelet because real shark teeth are not environmentally friendly.

2017-02-10 08:17:13 UTC  

@Tee CA There's gotta be at least one shark that needs to be culled...

2017-02-10 08:17:30 UTC  

Do you have a mic Chancellor?

2017-02-10 08:17:33 UTC  


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2017-02-10 08:17:44 UTC  

I wanted to see if you were a Bogan or not T^T

2017-02-10 08:18:09 UTC  

Nah, I have a flat Australian accent with some brit and Irish poping up occasionally.

2017-02-10 08:18:26 UTC  

City kid.

2017-02-10 08:18:47 UTC  

@Chancellor USA thots won't know the difference

2017-02-10 08:19:28 UTC  

Honestly, bogan accents are worse than Anglo or American australian accents.

2017-02-10 08:20:17 UTC  

it's cold right now

2017-02-10 08:20:20 UTC  

Looking up bogan accents now

2017-02-10 08:20:20 UTC  

have an ice scraper

2017-02-10 08:20:29 UTC  

even less "offensive" looking than a shark tooth