Message from Chancellor in Anticom #general
Yeah. Just looking like you could fuck someone up if you wanted is a good way of frightening off lots of would be attackers.
@Tee CA Enough do, sports are a lot more popular here. I've never really been fit enough for people to want to play with me though.
Or surf and punch sharks
Punching sharks is frowned upon.
@Chancellor Never to late to start. Some older guys out here get fit well into their 30s-40s
Yeah, I've been making a start.
3 years ago I was fat, I'm a skinny cunt now, with some muscle growing.
Wear a big shark tooth as a pendant. Slice a throat, then throw away the tooth. No evidence, no conviction.
>Wear big shark tooth
>Trip over your own spaghetti
>Impale own neck
Man, I once was a fucking chad like that
Well, you'd wear it below neck level. Mid or upper chest.
Why not make a shark tooth bracelet?
Hey, there we go.
Also shark teeth are serated, hard to cut a neck with.
Swiss army knife would be better honestly... Except you can't take them into anywhere.
"It was an accident, your honor. He grabbed by wrist, I pulled away, his arm got shredded."
Metal or plastic shark tooth bracelet because real shark teeth are not environmentally friendly.
@Tee CA There's gotta be at least one shark that needs to be culled...
Do you have a mic Chancellor?
I wanted to see if you were a Bogan or not T^T
Nah, I have a flat Australian accent with some brit and Irish poping up occasionally.
Honestly, bogan accents are worse than Anglo or American australian accents.
it's cold right now
Looking up bogan accents now
have an ice scraper
even less "offensive" looking than a shark tooth