Message from @JohnStrasser
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PLEASE LET ME POST PICS DADDY
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@Den Röda Smurfen i'm pretty sure telling them not to ping jdm works ass well
@JohnStrasser BEGONE NEWFAG
Don't ping jdm
@AlephKnoll no u
@JohnStrasser how about
you post someting interestin
in b4 xp caps
Booked an escort off Kensington high Street last night. Told agency I wanted a levels for extra, make sure she's ready.
Show up, I had booked a 23 year blonde Russian, it's a 31 year old (being generous) more Romanian / gypsy looking darker-and-fatter-than-pictures whore. Quite a common occurrence in London punting. "Hi baby" my dick went soft as the gypsy opened her mouth and exposed a couple rotten teeth, who knows what other bumps were visible in her mouth.
At this point, it's 50/50 whether I bail, but I had a few points so I kept going. The only way I could get hard is if I know I can bareback her, seeing as she sounds/looks/acts Romanian this shouldn't be a problem...
Negotiate bareback for an extra 100 quid, the thought of fucking her raw was enough to get erect again. She started sucking my cock bare, was a bit worried as I could swear she had a wart or something on her lip, so told her to stop.
Turned her around, asked her for the lube, and inserted it inside her asshole. The thing about Romanian gypsies is they do have incredibly tight bodies and arses.
Fuck her for a bit, can't really go all the way in as she protests, but as I'm close to cumming I shove it all the way I possibly can and she's screaming "nu mai !! Dumnezay oo lay". Feels like ecstasy as I nut deep insider her.
Problem is, I pull out, and the entire head of my still erect cock is covered, literally covered, in a small layer of shit.
I'm not circumsized so it got right under the skin too, pieces of it everywhere. Some dried blood at the very tip of my cock and then I notice a couple other small blood spots. FML.
On my way to Canary wharf this morning I swore to never book another escort again after a drunken Xmas party night
ass well?
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@Ondsinet was that Interesting?
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Stop with the copy pastas
Mods are asleep let's party faggots
I'll fucking ban you
@Durtle02 sorry daddy
I'm a hot trap
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Okay I agree
Can we all agree furries are the worst ever
Like literally the scum of society
Better dead Than a dog raped
