Message from @Jossur Surtrson

Discord ID: 387261955892838422


2017-12-04 14:40:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/387251840271646720/masons.jpg

2017-12-04 14:41:12 UTC  

Notice the lack of follicle pigmentation in that picture

2017-12-04 14:49:05 UTC  

Guy on the left lol

2017-12-04 14:49:14 UTC  

*tips*

2017-12-04 15:08:48 UTC  

@Random_user In order to become a mason you get jumpscared by screamers on youtube

2017-12-04 15:09:36 UTC  

Is there a special Masonic code word for Boo?

2017-12-04 15:10:42 UTC  

Yes, it's "קְרִיאַת בּוּז!"

2017-12-04 15:11:20 UTC  

There wasn't nearly enough exclamation points in that to properly scare anyone.

2017-12-04 15:11:29 UTC  

קְרִיאַת בּוּז!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2017-12-04 15:11:39 UTC  

YES!!

2017-12-04 15:12:17 UTC  

O>
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2017-12-04 15:12:28 UTC  

Make of that what you will

2017-12-04 15:12:45 UTC  

It's clearly a man with a monocle

2017-12-04 15:12:50 UTC  

....

2017-12-04 15:13:02 UTC  

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

2017-12-04 15:13:32 UTC  

Very fancy. Obviously the leader of the masons. 10/10 depiction. Swell.

2017-12-04 15:13:57 UTC  

No. No. Wait. I see it now.

2017-12-04 15:14:14 UTC  

*hand rubbing intensifies*

2017-12-04 15:15:58 UTC  

O>>
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2017-12-04 15:20:23 UTC  

Everything you'd ever want to know about the "secrets" of Masonry can be found in this book, "A Bridge to Light" by Rex Hutchens.

https://www.amazon.com/Bridge-Light-Masonic-Ritual-Philosophy/dp/B000ND58BA

2017-12-04 15:20:45 UTC  

You can probably find a PDF online somewhere. It's not really meant for sale outside of lodges, but people put them up for ridiculous prices

2017-12-04 15:25:17 UTC  

French subtitles and slightly dated, but an excellent primer.

2017-12-04 15:36:46 UTC  

Achievement unlocked Senate candidate and most likely next North Dakota Senator friend requested me @everyone

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/387265989273845760/Screenshot_20171204-013039.png

2017-12-04 16:03:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/387272649815883776/20171204_100042.jpg

2017-12-04 16:03:21 UTC  

How are my optics?

2017-12-04 16:08:31 UTC  

toothbaste

2017-12-04 16:11:58 UTC  

That's right Jay

2017-12-04 16:36:07 UTC  

@brig Is that Jay "gas a jew a day" Bauman?

2017-12-04 16:37:31 UTC  

Sure is

2017-12-04 16:38:52 UTC  

So Jay, how are arrangements coming with Mr. Plinkett and your wedding in Paris?

2017-12-04 16:41:10 UTC  

They've been put off until Mike "Gas every kike" Stoklasa can kick the hajis out

2017-12-04 16:47:44 UTC  

I hear Mr. Plinkett was suffering from an anal prolapse after the guys in that Mexican bar shoved his Trump hat up his rectum.

2017-12-04 16:48:42 UTC  

Sad but true

2017-12-04 16:50:48 UTC  

So Jay, what did you think of "Unite the Right," from acclaimed director Zack Snyder?

2017-12-04 16:51:41 UTC  

It broke new ground!

2017-12-04 16:51:48 UTC  

AT-ST's

2017-12-04 16:51:51 UTC  

AT-ST's

2017-12-04 16:51:53 UTC  

AT-ST's

2017-12-04 16:53:54 UTC  

"The ovens are Key to all of this. We need to get the ovens working, because it's a hotter device than we've ever had."