"do you have a life?" "no" "welcome aboard"

so someone has had their contact list stolen lol

by Hemang

https://tenor.com/view/isaidhey-meme-heman-sparkles-hemana-gif-5207389

Heman G

high level plays be Hemang

gangsta heman

send him a few jobs

i don't even have any dev jobs for him to do

"make my personal website even gayer than it already is"

unpossible

ask him to make a pro Hillary meme for $5

lol

write a tool to hack the american elections in the favour of dems

lol

INDIAN BOTS

gather evidence that leads to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

yo

i don't want the guy dead

that's just mean

tru

but what if he pulls it off?

it would be hilarious

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/banker-s-400k-sexism-claim-against-gentlemen-s-club-coutts-rejected-a4058826.html

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no sorry, having a vagina doesn't make you better than everyone else

```She has been off work on sick leave since September last year when she was turned down for a director’s role.```

she literally cried off sick when she didn't get what she wanted

valuable employee

team player

I bet she tries to prove she didn't get promoted for BJs and this is how she does it

Cries and whines like a pathetic little snot

shame you can't just fire people for behaving like entitled cunts

not anymore <:sadgon:542112156716498955>

https://i.redd.it/zaqfd2k1i3g21.png

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they can have Wales as well

got skivvy to image search goatse

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@Den Röda Smurfen

seriously is there anything skivvy has seen before?