Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 544860526950219778


2019-02-12 12:36:45 UTC  

why has he rated his abilities numerically lol

2019-02-12 12:36:53 UTC  

i'm 95% good at core php

Total Autist. Hire him

2019-02-12 12:37:24 UTC  

hes indian, they also put stamps on documents to give them more credibility

2019-02-12 12:37:57 UTC  

If you want cheap Indian labor just go on a jobs website

2019-02-12 12:38:13 UTC  

Elance or whatever

2019-02-12 12:38:22 UTC  

i'm not looking for cheap labour

2019-02-12 12:38:27 UTC  

they are all over that shit

2019-02-12 12:38:34 UTC  

this guy emailed me out of the blue

When I hire a I.T guy I hire the guy that turns up to the interview in sandals and a half a big mac down his already unwashed t-shirt

2019-02-12 12:38:59 UTC  

to my private work email that i have never used to sign up for anything

2019-02-12 12:39:13 UTC  

"do you have a life?" "no" "welcome aboard"

2019-02-12 12:39:19 UTC  

so someone has had their contact list stolen lol

2019-02-12 12:40:52 UTC  

Heman G

2019-02-12 12:40:53 UTC  

high level plays be Hemang

2019-02-12 12:40:56 UTC  

gangsta heman

send him a few jobs

2019-02-12 12:41:12 UTC  

i don't even have any dev jobs for him to do

2019-02-12 12:41:24 UTC  

"make my personal website even gayer than it already is"

2019-02-12 12:41:26 UTC  

unpossible

ask him to make a pro Hillary meme for $5

2019-02-12 12:41:47 UTC  

lol

2019-02-12 12:42:06 UTC  

write a tool to hack the american elections in the favour of dems

2019-02-12 12:42:14 UTC  

lol

2019-02-12 12:42:23 UTC  

INDIAN BOTS

2019-02-12 12:42:35 UTC  

gather evidence that leads to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

2019-02-12 12:42:49 UTC  

yo

2019-02-12 12:42:53 UTC  

i don't want the guy dead

2019-02-12 12:42:59 UTC  

that's just mean

2019-02-12 12:43:03 UTC  

tru

2019-02-12 12:45:52 UTC  

but what if he pulls it off?

2019-02-12 12:47:24 UTC  

it would be hilarious

2019-02-12 12:48:15 UTC  

<:mad_lad:464461880786944000>

no sorry, having a vagina doesn't make you better than everyone else

2019-02-12 12:53:12 UTC  

```She has been off work on sick leave since September last year when she was turned down for a director’s role.```

2019-02-12 12:53:25 UTC  

she literally cried off sick when she didn't get what she wanted

2019-02-12 12:53:47 UTC  

valuable employee