if the Left protests itll be serious and anti trump blah blah

we should be the ones having fun

get a giant banner of that white kid surrounded by blacks that says "At least i still have the constitution"

YES

And we need to do some exaggerated boomerposting

I think the signs should say something ironic

like "We are funded by Soros"

We could go and just be a way more exaggerated version of them and see if they get the joke

or "Clinton's Stormtroopers"

"Old School Democrat" with a picture of George Wallace

Like go around and be like "So we should replace the draft with 2 years of mandatory service in the IDF, amirite guys?"

And see if they agree

guys, we need to get a fake media team into CPAC

There is actually a chance that I could get in

Get credentials for a few guys to do around and ask questions like that

go around*

I am still friends with a few cuckservative media outlets

infiltrating a place is easier than you'd think. you just need a lanyard and shit

honestly if we got some business cards made up and 3 dudes to look bored and hipstery, we could prolly get them free press passes

If you're wearing a collared shirt and carrying a clipboard, you can get pretty much anywhere

^^

pick a foreign media outlet they cant really check...

this subreddit actually has useful tips and stories about how to finesse your way into public events https://www.reddit.com/r/ActLikeYouBelong/

inb4 >reddit

Just go to walmart and tape the cards on all the white milks

this could be a lot of fun guys

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the real question is, do we wanna spend 5k each on the GOLD PACKAGE to go to CPAC?

btw never forget about the time we crashed CPAC back in the day.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EGj5brWJp4

lmfao

We need to take inspiration from Sam Hyde

That event was really just the best. Scott Terry is hilarious, i had my George Wallace for president pin on, and the entire world lost its shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbpNe_bMw7U&t=400s

then we got drunk on the open bar at Rick Santorums gay get together

I like the idea of Parrott or somebody giving fake credentials and getting in to do a seminar

Also someone needs to run the conspiracy that Ted Cruz' father was involved in the JFK assasination

RAFAEL

Or is the Zodiac killer, of course

Someone should just heckle ted cruz all day and follow him wherever he goes, and ask him about rafael

Sadly, i probably wont be able to attend rallies if they are out of the South.

Good thing CPAC is in Maryland, officially a part of Dixie 😃