We need more girls like Sabrina and Britney

I love those two

He needs to go to cracker barrel and flirt with waitresses until one of them pitied him

Ideal gf for @Fevs

😦

is that not just fevs before he got a haircut?

@DanEss Is that an actual strategy

Yes it is

Do it

Tomorrow morning

@DanEss thats actually a good strategy

Go at 7 am

Although food industry workers are notorious for substance abuse

unironically, cracker barrel is based

Livestream it

Yeah morning shift gals only

Lol do it

Livestream it

Fevs has a big morning ahead of him

Every mudshark gets to feel the horrible agony and filth of being 50 as a failure.

Nah lets make it funnier! Third shift waffle house gals only!

@DanEss I don't drive I'd need to jew a ride from one of my roommates

Buy then breakfast

"YO FAM DRIVE ME TO CRACKER BARREL SO I CAN HIT ON WAITRESSES UNTIL I GET THROWN OUT"

It'll be worth it

Buy them food?

I thought we weren't going the hooker route

That just seems like a hooker with extra steps

Your ride, not the girl

Ohh

Eventually you'll be buying the girl breakfast

Knowamsayin

Why dont I just buy a hooker at that point I'm not understand

Yeah do it fggt

lol, buying a woman food "just a hooker with extra steps"

I got a nice girl I am talking to that is on SSRI's

Buckle up for marriage buddy

Food is the best way to sex

SSRI's are the Jew's opium