Message from DanEss in tradworker #tradworker


2018-02-23 00:08:13 UTC  

We need more girls like Sabrina and Britney

2018-02-23 00:08:19 UTC  

I love those two

2018-02-23 00:08:36 UTC  

He needs to go to cracker barrel and flirt with waitresses until one of them pitied him

2018-02-23 00:08:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/416385829410308097/image.jpg

2018-02-23 00:08:39 UTC  

Ideal gf for @Fevs

2018-02-23 00:08:51 UTC  

😦

2018-02-23 00:08:54 UTC  

is that not just fevs before he got a haircut?

2018-02-23 00:09:02 UTC  

@DanEss Is that an actual strategy

2018-02-23 00:09:20 UTC  

Yes it is

2018-02-23 00:09:21 UTC  

Do it

2018-02-23 00:09:26 UTC  

Tomorrow morning

2018-02-23 00:09:27 UTC  

@DanEss thats actually a good strategy

2018-02-23 00:09:29 UTC  

Go at 7 am

2018-02-23 00:09:41 UTC  

Although food industry workers are notorious for substance abuse

2018-02-23 00:09:44 UTC  

unironically, cracker barrel is based

2018-02-23 00:09:50 UTC  

Livestream it

2018-02-23 00:09:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/REDACTED.png

2018-02-23 00:09:51 UTC  

Yeah morning shift gals only

2018-02-23 00:10:11 UTC  

Lol do it

2018-02-23 00:10:11 UTC  

Livestream it

2018-02-23 00:11:16 UTC  

Fevs has a big morning ahead of him

2018-02-23 00:12:22 UTC  

Every mudshark gets to feel the horrible agony and filth of being 50 as a failure.

2018-02-23 00:12:26 UTC  

Nah lets make it funnier! Third shift waffle house gals only!

2018-02-23 00:13:03 UTC  

@DanEss I don't drive I'd need to jew a ride from one of my roommates

2018-02-23 00:13:16 UTC  

Buy then breakfast

2018-02-23 00:13:17 UTC  

"YO FAM DRIVE ME TO CRACKER BARREL SO I CAN HIT ON WAITRESSES UNTIL I GET THROWN OUT"

2018-02-23 00:13:24 UTC  

It'll be worth it

2018-02-23 00:13:37 UTC  

Buy them food?

2018-02-23 00:13:46 UTC  

I thought we weren't going the hooker route

2018-02-23 00:13:51 UTC  

That just seems like a hooker with extra steps

2018-02-23 00:13:51 UTC  

Your ride, not the girl

2018-02-23 00:13:56 UTC  

Ohh

2018-02-23 00:14:05 UTC  

Eventually you'll be buying the girl breakfast

2018-02-23 00:14:09 UTC  

Knowamsayin

2018-02-23 00:14:17 UTC  

Why dont I just buy a hooker at that point I'm not understand

2018-02-23 00:14:30 UTC  

Yeah do it fggt

2018-02-23 00:14:34 UTC  

lol, buying a woman food "just a hooker with extra steps"

2018-02-23 00:14:52 UTC  

I got a nice girl I am talking to that is on SSRI's

2018-02-23 00:14:53 UTC  

Buckle up for marriage buddy

2018-02-23 00:15:00 UTC  

Food is the best way to sex

2018-02-23 00:15:08 UTC  

SSRI's are the Jew's opium