Message from @The Eternal Swede
Discord ID: 637198686656528385
i wish Styx would do more of these
too bad hes autistic and just randomly stops doing shit
man, i used to love drinking scotch ales, barleywines, imperial stouts out of a tulip glass
the season for such is coming up
Who would have thought that we would get ALL FOUR TYPES
Women make sane, rational decisions
these people are cringe
yep, complete retards
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ey
hitting a woman with an open hand or anything like that is not funny 😂
don't do that
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@Muslim Dundee what is the bottom text?
The names of the owners lol
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France has fallen man...
>be me two years ago
>27 year old khhv neet
>did nothing but sleep all day, shit post, vidya, and jack off to niche porn
>parents disgusted with me
>finally resolved to kms
>always wanted to go to italy
>have $2500 saved from old wagecuck gig and birthday and christmas
>decide to go and kms once i run out of money
>buy flight to da vinci
>arrive
>stayed in a hostel for around 30 bucks a night
>have a good time
>few weeks later almost out of money
>figured it was time to do the deed
>by chance meet another american
>i tell him im out of money so probably leaving soon
>he told me he'd basically been living for free in europe doing odd jobs in exchange for a free place to stay
>shows me workaway
>i look at it and see a family needs help on a farm
>take train and bus
>meet the family
>in exchange for 6-8 hours of work 6 days a week i get food and board
>decide thats not so bad
>think i'll try it out and then kms after
>spend the next few weeks pruning olives, doing woodwork etc..
>hard work but i actually get some satisfaction out of it
>mediterranean sun on my back, my hands in the dirt, the smell of the italian countryside
>eating healthy mediterranean diet
>actually feel better
>decide to stay a little longer
>begin learning italian
>getting in shape
>can start to see abs for the first time in my life
>at a sunday dinner family introduces me to their niece Giulia
>19 8/10 brown skin Mediterranean cutie
>barely speaks english
>tell her i will teach her english if she teaches me italian
>mfw she agrees
>spend almost all of my free time with her
>completely forget about my plan to kms
>ask her on a date
>she says yes
>we date for a three months
>i know she is the one
>ask her to marry me
>tfw she says yes
>find out 5 months ago shes pregnant
>find out today we're having a boy
called my father to tell him today. first time we've spoken since i left. then i thought of you all. all this i have in this life i couldn't see happening 2 years ago. it gets better. one day at a time. don't give up
M A D L AD he made it motherfucker made it
juden