yeah the christians are hopeless

let's say joseph was "out of town" for a while..
as it happens sometimes..
and marie suddenly finds herself with child?...
and the only people around are joseph's brothers, and father...

actually there are girls that are good

just not many

Better fap then

Showcasing a girl with "a mommy and two daddies"

by good I mean fun to be around and comfortable

even the gospels are split on whether Jesus was born of a virgin though

Tyrone & whitey

Good girls are all taken.

the virgin birth was a later invention

Your desire for black girls will increase

basically trying to steal that Pagan narrative

@Rody Le Cid actually the gospels explain Jesus was born after sexual union between joseph and mary http://www.betemunah.org/virgin.html

Good asian girls are up for grabs

Asians are a different species though.

the 4 gospels are not in order of when they were written

asians 🤢

if you start with the first one, it doesn't even mention virgin birth

Blasian beauty

gospels?
is that like the hadiths?
not quite the quran so, not quite "written by god"

well the virgin birth wasn't actually a virgin birth, but meaning that mary was impregnated on a single sexual union, which is a recurring type throuhgout the OT

I've pretty much never met an asian girl with a personality that I liked

🤷🏻

@Rody Le Cid Mathew, Mark, Luke and John

most of Jesus' ancestors were products of single sexual union pregnancies

some of them added stuff later on

ah, ok

so the first one basically just says Jesus was an average dude

the other ones kept adding stuff to it

The only girls I’ve met with personalities I’ve liked are asian

so Jesus was born of a virgin

I haven't really met many asian girls, there aren't a lot around here

then later Jesus did some thing or other

White girls are usually so fucking full of themselves

then the next one something happened to Jesus when he was going to die etc etc

Most of the girls who had crushes on me were asian unfortunately

basically just adding to the myth of a guy that was either not real

guys!
you have to learn how to read Japanese...
and what better way than by watching Death Note?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGwK4Gt79OM

or based on some other less important guy

Nice