Message from @Rody Le Cid

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2019-10-20 05:26:18 UTC  

if you start with the first one, it doesn't even mention virgin birth

2019-10-20 05:26:42 UTC  

Blasian beauty

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/635348148159512576/venti_thicc.jpg

2019-10-20 05:26:43 UTC  

gospels?
is that like the hadiths?
not quite the quran so, not quite "written by god"

2019-10-20 05:26:49 UTC  

well the virgin birth wasn't actually a virgin birth, but meaning that mary was impregnated on a single sexual union, which is a recurring type throuhgout the OT

2019-10-20 05:26:55 UTC  

I've pretty much never met an asian girl with a personality that I liked

2019-10-20 05:26:58 UTC  

🤷🏻

2019-10-20 05:27:00 UTC  

@Rody Le Cid Mathew, Mark, Luke and John

2019-10-20 05:27:02 UTC  

most of Jesus' ancestors were products of single sexual union pregnancies

2019-10-20 05:27:06 UTC  

some of them added stuff later on

2019-10-20 05:27:07 UTC  

ah, ok

2019-10-20 05:27:18 UTC  

so the first one basically just says Jesus was an average dude

2019-10-20 05:27:25 UTC  

the other ones kept adding stuff to it

2019-10-20 05:27:30 UTC  

The only girls I’ve met with personalities I’ve liked are asian

2019-10-20 05:27:31 UTC  

so Jesus was born of a virgin

2019-10-20 05:27:37 UTC  

I haven't really met many asian girls, there aren't a lot around here

2019-10-20 05:27:39 UTC  

then later Jesus did some thing or other

2019-10-20 05:27:50 UTC  

White girls are usually so fucking full of themselves

2019-10-20 05:27:56 UTC  

then the next one something happened to Jesus when he was going to die etc etc

2019-10-20 05:27:57 UTC  

Most of the girls who had crushes on me were asian unfortunately

2019-10-20 05:28:11 UTC  

basically just adding to the myth of a guy that was either not real

2019-10-20 05:28:14 UTC  

guys!
you have to learn how to read Japanese...
and what better way than by watching Death Note?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGwK4Gt79OM

2019-10-20 05:28:17 UTC  

or based on some other less important guy

2019-10-20 05:28:24 UTC  

Nice

2019-10-20 05:28:25 UTC  

well a lot of these literal events of jesus are actually symbolic. like jesus walking on water is symbolic for ruling over the gentiles, the sea is a metaphor for gentiles in the OT apocalyptic language

2019-10-20 05:28:28 UTC  

I love death note

2019-10-20 05:28:47 UTC  

yes that is the problem with Jesus

2019-10-20 05:28:52 UTC  

the OT prophecy is literal

2019-10-20 05:28:58 UTC  

I like Asian girl personality. It's their faces that are the problem.

2019-10-20 05:29:00 UTC  

and Christians say, well Jesus did it metaphorically

2019-10-20 05:29:05 UTC  

the Messiah is LITERALLY

2019-10-20 05:29:09 UTC  

a King of Judah

2019-10-20 05:29:17 UTC  

who will defeat Assyria and rebuild the temple

2019-10-20 05:29:26 UTC  

not a desert wanderer who claims to be God

2019-10-20 05:29:41 UTC  

Average white girl faces are better than 90% of Asian girls.

2019-10-20 05:29:44 UTC  

I have one cousin who has like 8 kids from three guys, and her sister is thirty and as far as I know a virgin, unmarried, only one boyfriend that I can remember

2019-10-20 05:29:47 UTC  

well no a messiah doesn't have to be a king of judah, all of the maccabean high priests were messiahs. messiah just means annointed with oil

2019-10-20 05:29:49 UTC  

but she has a great personality

2019-10-20 05:29:56 UTC  

they were Messiahs

2019-10-20 05:29:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/635348961028472832/istockphoto-692993500-612x612.jpg

2019-10-20 05:30:03 UTC  

but not the prophecied Messiah

2019-10-20 05:30:04 UTC  

also she can do horse archery