we pretty much have one gospel to go on

red-heads are Ok,
but the good thing about them is that they usually also have milky white skin

pale skin, blue eyes, pretty hair, freckles 😍

not only would I not sell out for a hot gf, I would not pay 100 dollars for a hot gf

4 is below average, but not hideous. 3 is bordering on hideous, over weight, and ugly.

there are some good things from Jesus, most of it or maybe some, isn't that helpful though

imagine if everyone believed jesus we wouldn't be in this discord right now but burning a witch after a trial by ordeal

2 makes you puke.

I want a girl who's skin is so white, it's translucent..
I want to be able to see her beating heart right through her chest

1 makes you kill yourself and them.

and I am inherently put off by Jesus and his sort of pacifistic and also fanatical approach

like a guppi

naw jesus wasn't no hippie, that guy was a genocidal maniac

wot

@Ranting Patriarch how so? 🤔

what jesus said can't even be repeated on youtube for hate speech

well jesus' bottom line was, accept me as your king or the romans gunna kill 6 million of ya

lolwut

Rody wants his woman's breasts to look like blue cheese with see through skin and blue veins

"turn your plows into swords"..
*banned*!

we say jesus is a real prophet because the romans rolled through and did just that

mabye it was written after the fact

the more I look the less I believe in a real Jesus

seems to me like Jesus is based on the Barabas character in the Bible

jesus prophesied the death of 6 million jews, de facto better than hitler

or something of that sort

I butchered that quote damn

I see Christians as tools. We shouldn't let Israel use them for their purposes. We need to use Christians for our purposes.

people already have difficulty with Fake news today, in 2019 when we have videos and shit..
but naw,
instead I'll believe a goat-herder from 2000 years ago who has never gone more than 10km from the place he was born..

lol

also it is pretty clear that Julius Caesar was the real Messiah <:laughsinfrench:396535844934123523>

lol

the Bible even recognizes this when it tries to steal from the Cult of Caesar and attribute it to Jesus

for example when Jesus died there was the star that shone for three days

josephus thought vespasian was the messiah, but i don't think he was annointed properly to fill the role

this is historical fact and can be verified across a wide range of sources across the world

where as the star of Bethlehem is nothing more than myth, and an attempt to steal from the Caesar Cult

I don't mean Vespasian, I mean the actual and original Julius Caesar

Caesar was also the priest king, High Priest of Jupiter

and was hailed as the father of the fatherland