Sex drains your vital fluids

I think my social experimenting has proved that glasses lower male SMV, in most cases.

>the invention of agriculture

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@Nerthulas will you use the helmets?

and the three seashells?

conserve your male energy! don't let her steal your seed that happen once to me and i was like "no"

glasses should lower your SMV

you blind bastard

Sexual safety standards in the Ethnostate:

best standards

makes sense

if you had to have one for the rest of your life, would it be Broccoli or E-coli

@Str3tch I tend to agree. I ordered a different style that a girl I used to have sex with recommended.

I'll test with them.

broccoli

i just ate a bunch of broccoli today

i don't want ecoli

but you have to eat it every day until you die

broccoli is good

how much everyday?

its all you can eat

so however much you want

u mean eat ONLY broccoli?

yes

oh

(:chad:)

an easy way to prepare it is to boil it 2-3 minutes then add garlic butter

wtf

You would die....

(:Chad:)

yeh

you magically don't die

i'd want to die

K def the broccoli option then cuz you basically get magical powers with it

so would you choose the E-coli?

but eating e-coli all your life means you basically have to eat shit for the rest of your life?
how is that better?
broccoli's sounding better and better

what's it like to live with ecoli forever?

all humans live with E-coli forever its a trick question

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