my friends just decided to suddenly buy eft so that’s pretty much what I’m going to play this week

I just had my players rescue a woman being brutally probed by an alien android

LAN time

Imagination yo

This is absolutely a dystopia man.

@Wesker so, a scottish accent

I got such a disdain for his Drunken Dwarf trope that I just started killing every dwarf I met in the campaign

every time

@Billy Ray Yeah, they don't. Wolf of wall street wasn't played by some hook nosed Jew, but a gentile. They don't exist as characters.

cool stories and a bit of luck and randomness

@Deleted User press f3 noob smh

Once you start roleplaying you're on a slippery slope to the nadir of autism

@Angry. >tfw Mac <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>

roleplaying is great fun

LARP actually sounds pretty cool, at least some proper events for it

@Deleted User <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>

But yeah, haggling the DM for more gold and items is always fun

Oh my

its better than a lot of other pastimes

Ur delusional

I’m considering watercooling my pc

I don’t mind voice acting DMs but I don’t do it myself.

I'm happy with my pastimes

If my retard ass can’t get my cpu cooler to work

@Billy Ray you could have a BBC in D&D

I do have a BBC

Billy are you black

Just straight out tell him "I ain't fighting a dragon for that money" do I look like I'm suicidal? Or do you rather think I look like I'm suicidal for the right price?

If so that’s pretty epic

I'm 7 inches afro-latino

Billy is the most consistent person here

100%

(flaccid)

the current game I'm in as a player made it obligatory to roll for penile length
my character, a halfling, is the manliest

Rust does that too

drunken roleplaying

Race penis size etc

rust is gay though because you don;'t get a choice

Lol

@Tyburn bruh