it's like 10 years since I've used an alarm

I don't want to be a wagie anymore tbh.

@Str3tch I'm going to get my undergrad first, then I don't know.

If it's a regular alarm, and you don't wake up before your alarm (after having it for a long time), you aren't used to waking up at that time

simple

it's ok to be a wagie undergrad

not only will you be a wagecuck, you aren't even going to get anything from it

I use these programmable remote controlled lightbulbs that gradually light up and then music starts playing when I want to wake up..
it's called a raspberi pi...
Live the engineer's life!

I was thinking of buying that once

I see that some larger universities like Chicago are now capping doctorate programs
That's how fucked it is now
You can have a phD from U Chicago and still be underemployed

Don't get a PhD in Chinese Studies then.

Alarm that plays a really hot female voice that tells you that your chicken nuggies are ready to be eaten

No, social science degrees
So these people would end up as researchers in academia

Would

damn that bird

the bird's gonna get 72 virgins now

Cockatoos sound like harpies

72, human, virgins..

it's 72 raisins actually

Tasty

if you read the Aramaic koran

i'd rather be a muslim and pray 5 times a day than watching degeneracy 5 times a day

^

you'd rather be brown? than trailer trash?

Islam is Based but it's not meant for whitey

ich muss in die schule gehen

oh school

well good luck dr. roboto

😛

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Imagine being a good muslim wife all your life and when you die you get no 72 virgins or raisins. Your husband just leaves your sorry ass for some heavenly tighter gash.

her gift is to be finally released from enslavement of subservience

deep

I suppose so

man heaven is laden with hoes!

virgin hoes

Impossibilities only exist in God's realm

Is everyone's heaven the same
If it's supposed to be perfect

virgins aren't all that fun

fun is over rated