lol

essen is food

I watch movies too

I can't believe people actually wake up to alarms

I believe that alarm clocks take about 10 years off a person's life

that's why I hate them

@Banjod I use an alarm, but it doesn't wake me up.

I'm amazed people are asleep in the age of alarmism

How can you wake up without one?

because my life doesn't suck

I have no scientific proof for it, just that waking up EVERY morning by alarm, stresses you just a little bit every day when you're supposed to be the most relaxed, at sleep

@Banjod How do I get your job?

you don't

It’s very often the most stressful part of ones day, studies have shown @Rody Le Cid

I believe it

if you aren't waking up 5 min or so before your alarm goes your internal clock is all fucked up tbh.

what were u deciding to study at school @canadagamer9 ? was it between law and business?

it's like 10 years since I've used an alarm

I don't want to be a wagie anymore tbh.

@Str3tch I'm going to get my undergrad first, then I don't know.

If it's a regular alarm, and you don't wake up before your alarm (after having it for a long time), you aren't used to waking up at that time

simple

it's ok to be a wagie undergrad

not only will you be a wagecuck, you aren't even going to get anything from it

I use these programmable remote controlled lightbulbs that gradually light up and then music starts playing when I want to wake up..
it's called a raspberi pi...
Live the engineer's life!

I was thinking of buying that once

I see that some larger universities like Chicago are now capping doctorate programs
That's how fucked it is now
You can have a phD from U Chicago and still be underemployed

Don't get a PhD in Chinese Studies then.

Alarm that plays a really hot female voice that tells you that your chicken nuggies are ready to be eaten

No, social science degrees
So these people would end up as researchers in academia

Would

damn that bird

the bird's gonna get 72 virgins now

Cockatoos sound like harpies

72, human, virgins..

it's 72 raisins actually

Tasty

if you read the Aramaic koran

i'd rather be a muslim and pray 5 times a day than watching degeneracy 5 times a day

^