Message from @The Eternal Swede

Discord ID: 637205134589296641


2019-10-25 08:20:23 UTC  

How does this work?

2019-10-25 08:20:27 UTC  

🙇 won't happen again

2019-10-25 08:21:02 UTC  

Found the ultimate neck machine:

2019-10-25 08:21:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/637203969877475329/image.png

2019-10-25 08:21:05 UTC  

I'm happy we don't have neck machines at my gym, so I don't have to see that..

2019-10-25 08:21:51 UTC  

@The Eternal Swede you put a plate on the end and swivel your neck. Looks retarded but it works really well

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/637204164325146624/41FgIHpdcCL._SY355_.jpg

2019-10-25 08:22:00 UTC  

I want a neck workout that doesn't fuck up your spine.

2019-10-25 08:22:12 UTC  

He does not look as homosexual in these photos you posted.

2019-10-25 08:22:15 UTC  

What's the name of the machine?

2019-10-25 08:22:29 UTC  

I just call it neck machine lol
That's what I googled

2019-10-25 08:22:56 UTC  

There are some straps you can buy that hold weight. >_> They look sus though.

2019-10-25 08:23:00 UTC  

Holy shit, they're just called "neck machines"

2019-10-25 08:23:03 UTC  

<:steflol:561214382181318656>

2019-10-25 08:23:10 UTC  

Yeah lol <:steflol:561214382181318656>

2019-10-25 08:23:58 UTC  

this is looking like the most cucked workout equipment I have ever seen.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/637204698587201547/iu.png

2019-10-25 08:24:53 UTC  

the only reason you'd need to train your neck would be if you were gonna use it extensively at some other activity

2019-10-25 08:24:56 UTC  

that's a joke, but

2019-10-25 08:25:16 UTC  

I think the machines that focus on neck development are called "Cable machines" or "Neck harnesses"

2019-10-25 08:25:37 UTC  

We trained neck a lot when I played football and I just maintain it now

2019-10-25 08:25:37 UTC  

machines/equipment

2019-10-25 08:25:42 UTC  

Do you even necktwist bro?

2019-10-25 08:25:51 UTC  

neckwreck

2019-10-25 08:25:58 UTC  

Babyneck identified

2019-10-25 08:26:08 UTC  

Do you even get somebody to break your spine, bro?

2019-10-25 08:26:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/637205250759196673/d0b38cc6abaededffe3925de782309a1.jpg

2019-10-25 08:26:13 UTC  

Here are some photo shopped of neck changes.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/637205262947844097/big_neck_comparison.png

2019-10-25 08:26:19 UTC  

just sit with bad posture every day

2019-10-25 08:26:22 UTC  

and you won't need it

2019-10-25 08:26:33 UTC  

On it

2019-10-25 08:26:34 UTC  

The one on the right sounds more masculine and attractive imo.

2019-10-25 08:26:53 UTC  

Yeah, to be fair the broader neck looks more masculine

2019-10-25 08:27:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/637205479369736202/yXokpaj.png

2019-10-25 08:27:19 UTC  

Both the neck and shoulders were modified in that first one

2019-10-25 08:27:19 UTC  

of course train your neck..

2019-10-25 08:27:33 UTC  

*Don't avoid the neck

2019-10-25 08:27:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/637205679488106506/charles-mcdowell-wide-neck-long-neck-damnwideneck-1120.png

2019-10-25 08:27:55 UTC  

this one looks so weird <:steflol:561214382181318656>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/637205691450261504/j0ejVyd.png

2019-10-25 08:28:07 UTC  

Also do this thing where your feet and the top of your head are flat on the ground, stomach facing up. Then you arch your back toward the sky and roll your neck around a bit

2019-10-25 08:28:13 UTC  

Neck appearance implies something about the rest of the body

2019-10-25 08:28:45 UTC  

oh yeah, like what?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/637205899739398145/unknown.png

2019-10-25 08:28:53 UTC  

don't be a neckcel, guys..