its like a thesaurus up in here

Encyclopedia Fashica

soy boy, bugman, numale, HIPSTERS

gas em all

gassing is to mainstream bruh btw you hear my obscure band i like they make music with rocks Its ironic and mocks the capitolist want to go get some star bucks

Numale Nationalism

estrogen is the future

Baseless consumerites

my I phone seperates me from everyone else

Muh toxic masculinity

I have to admit I'm on my phone for unhealthy periods of time

I acknowledge that it's my escape from the hellhole I live in though

i am individual and differt because I am like everyone and think like everyone and own the same things as everyone

discord app is using all my data lol

jesus good mythical morning

Tru

I only drink the finest IPAs

can you feel the hoops mr crabs

The ONLY way to drink beer

2018 the year we shave all the hipster's beards off and take back the beard.

Flannel too.

Im promoting shaving

as I cant grow a beard

Must be a woman.

German lol

German woman.

Last I checked I am a man

I can't imagine a life of not being able to grow a beard.

Fam my Dad's family is straight outta Dresden and they all have badass beards

Sorry bro.

I get neck beard

not good

Can you at least grow a stache?

My Grandfather looks 10/10 exactly like Robert E Lee

ya but its so blond you cant see it lmao

had a full stache and got sun burnt everone was like wtf you grew a stache

WE NEED SOUTHERN BEARD AESTHETICS AGAIN