Message from @K Martin

Discord ID: 385242225606524949


2017-11-29 01:07:57 UTC  

Technically, I married Maria.

2017-11-29 01:09:06 UTC  

There needs to be a fascist sketch comedy show.

2017-11-29 01:10:16 UTC  

We could ripoff the Friends opening, except its the entire TWP.

2017-11-29 01:10:26 UTC  

That would be a long fucking opening.

2017-11-29 01:11:27 UTC  

"the Union of Concerned Scientists"

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2017-11-29 01:12:04 UTC  

Wut

2017-11-29 01:17:54 UTC  

I'm pretty sure @parrott signed his and Maria's name on my wedding license. Thus cucking me eternally.

2017-11-29 01:18:05 UTC  

CUCKED

2017-11-29 01:18:27 UTC  

I had nothing to do with this. @MattTimbrook

2017-11-29 01:19:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/385238218775330826/vey_indo.gif

2017-11-29 01:20:03 UTC  

What do I look like, a LITERAL ROCKET SCIENTIST?

2017-11-29 01:20:36 UTC  

You can't keep getting away with this

2017-11-29 01:21:19 UTC  

What can I say? I play 3rd base and I analyze rocket trajectories in my spare time. It's just a hobby.

2017-11-29 01:22:33 UTC  

what you're the flat earth guy?

2017-11-29 01:26:28 UTC  

If ICBMs actually existed that'd be impressive @d.d.mcree

2017-11-29 01:27:39 UTC  

Psh, yeah. Everyone knows there's no such thing as outer space.

2017-11-29 01:30:55 UTC  

Outer space is a FORCED MEME

2017-11-29 01:32:15 UTC  

Are we Flat Earth posting nao?

2017-11-29 01:33:42 UTC  

real woke nigga hours right now.

2017-11-29 01:34:44 UTC  

Hey guys, depending on the demand for it, I might write a continuation of the Legion ending for Fallout New Vegas, would you be interested in that?

2017-11-29 01:35:04 UTC  

(((MERE COINCIDENCE)))

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2017-11-29 01:37:13 UTC  

@CatoHostilius write a Legate Lanius ending so the Legion can rampage through the NCR

2017-11-29 01:38:00 UTC  

So if Caesar dies?

2017-11-29 01:38:11 UTC  

We've all been had...

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2017-11-29 01:38:49 UTC  

I've been going by my middle name, Matthew, since 1982.

2017-11-29 01:38:50 UTC  

ya

2017-11-29 01:39:31 UTC  

Alright, I'll do whatever has the most interest, but so far you're in the lead

2017-11-29 01:41:00 UTC  

Fucking. Dead.

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2017-11-29 01:41:19 UTC  

Lmao

2017-11-29 01:41:49 UTC  

LOL the absolute state of journalism in 2017

2017-11-29 01:42:01 UTC  

Why can't he present himself as a slob for us to degrade!

2017-11-29 01:42:12 UTC  

I bet he washes his face too

2017-11-29 01:42:22 UTC  

HAHAHHAHA

2017-11-29 01:42:58 UTC  

I've been seeing a "Horvater" variant going around somewhere.

2017-11-29 01:43:02 UTC  

We are wholesome blue-collar workers, many with families and children, at the same time we are White-Nationalists, we have no dirt.

2017-11-29 01:43:11 UTC  

We are like you, except we care for our people.

2017-11-29 01:43:55 UTC  

Unless you call working class weed and alcohol habits DIRT.

2017-11-29 01:44:13 UTC  

They would be hypocrites to do so

2017-11-29 01:55:08 UTC  

I share the journalist's doubts and concerns about Hovater's eyebrows, tbh.

2017-11-29 01:55:50 UTC  

oh shit he does have funny eyebrows

2017-11-29 01:55:53 UTC  

I mean Maria must have a natural urge to shape those boys up.