Still retarded

>female priests

@Wrath It's either that or episcopals

I will.....

have to become prottie

Why

The only real option I have

Why

BeCaUsE

nearest Orthodox parish is 60+ miles away

And I have no reliable transportation

And Catholic?

There is one semi near me but can't go due to family issues

I wouldn't want to anways really

Although it's better than prottie

It sounds like you're putting God second

I probably am, but I'm trying to sort out a lot of shit in my life

So I'm thinking of how I can get both

@MawLr

First, you're trying to pick a denomination without having a serious think about what you believe

Second, you're ruling out denominations based on worldly things

Do you know what dogmas are held by said 'churches'?

Or this this purely based on which one looks prettier?

Some sects have some really 'based' communities too, why not join those?

In the end, no matter how 'hip and cool' these are, they're not preaching the truth

I've had TOO much time to learn about denominations

I watched every video on VaticanCatholic.com

So I think I have at least a faint idea on denominations and their said autism

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What is truth?

Objective law,

>Methodist

Latino prots are a disgrace

which is governed metaphysically or empirically

@Astro nigger I don't want to be methodist

John 14:6

**John 14:6 - Douay-Rheims 1899 American Edition (DRA)**

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<6> Jesus saith to him: I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No man cometh to the Father, but by me. ```

I was thinking you wanted a more autistic answer

Jesus is the head, the Church is the body, if you deny one, the other is denied too

Great. They are typical protestants, but obsessed with pumpkins on Halloween.