Message from @patron Saint of EATIN

Discord ID: 410099739141341194


2018-02-05 15:45:17 UTC  

Kek

2018-02-05 15:46:35 UTC  

Wait.. I just realized that there's like two women on this server... Both are mods

2018-02-05 15:46:50 UTC  

Is there a cast feminine conspiracy to undermine the party?

2018-02-05 15:47:14 UTC  

Have they worked their way in to our highest positions for an evil purpose?

2018-02-05 15:47:18 UTC  

There are a couple poverty posters too

2018-02-05 15:47:29 UTC  

poverty posters?

2018-02-05 15:47:30 UTC  

They just aren't as active/openly female

2018-02-05 15:47:36 UTC  

@Hadrian People without ranks

2018-02-05 15:47:41 UTC  

ah

2018-02-05 15:47:52 UTC  

Actively female

2018-02-05 15:48:02 UTC  

How does one be actively female

2018-02-05 15:48:07 UTC  

I didn't ask to be added here

2018-02-05 15:48:12 UTC  

And I didn't ask to be mod

2018-02-05 15:48:18 UTC  

Nigga I said ACTIVE or OPENLY FEMALE

2018-02-05 15:48:27 UTC  

Heimbach is on a FORCE JESSICA TO PEOPLE mission

2018-02-05 15:48:40 UTC  

Sounds pretty gay

2018-02-05 15:49:01 UTC  

http://prntscr.com/iagjeh
tfw you forget your password

2018-02-05 15:49:36 UTC  

Nah I thought I deleted the account. I went antisocial when I was pregnant.

2018-02-05 15:49:44 UTC  

Hormones and such

2018-02-05 15:49:47 UTC  

And then never went back

2018-02-05 15:49:57 UTC  

Well, I got MORE antisocial

2018-02-05 15:51:53 UTC  

Discord is great for being social

2018-02-05 15:52:54 UTC  

There's really nobody in my local area. One guy I spoke to once and haven't seen again. Without a place like this to blow off steam I'd probably have gone Tactical Bowlcut by now

2018-02-05 15:53:42 UTC  

I tried to explain to him that just being here and not completely isolated in Cuba Haiti, Florida, is enough socializing for me.

2018-02-05 15:53:49 UTC  

It's honestly more than I can handle sometimes

2018-02-05 15:57:10 UTC  

@patron Saint of EATIN how did you two meet? Asking for a really autistic friend who has trouble meeting women he can connect with

2018-02-05 16:00:14 UTC  

I've known of him for years, I ended up messaging him on Facebook, he bantzed and negged me into the ground, then he drove 1600 miles to meet me immediately. I had an internet boyfriend I had never met at the time who was just dragging things out and using me as an internet hype woman. I really wanted a husband and a baby. Parrott made it happen. I have a hard time connecting with anyone in any emotional sense, as does my husband. But we make a good team.

2018-02-05 16:00:30 UTC  

Negging is unironically the best strategy

2018-02-05 16:00:55 UTC  

Neg me daddy, owo @parrott

2018-02-05 16:01:31 UTC  

<:gas:390573776594796544> me pls

2018-02-05 16:02:40 UTC  

@Fash Dragon the most important thing a guy can do when he wants to lock it down is not be too nice or clingy and to take up physical space as soon as possible.

2018-02-05 16:03:14 UTC  

@Fash Dragon Be a dick, make her hate herself so she thinks she can't ever do better

2018-02-05 16:03:27 UTC  

^

2018-02-05 16:03:30 UTC  

Literally

2018-02-05 16:04:23 UTC  

It's important to balance that, though, by always taking care of her. Get her food, drive her where she needs to go, hold the baby so. She can shower, etc.

2018-02-05 16:04:33 UTC  

Be a protector and provider

2018-02-05 16:05:04 UTC  

If you can't take care of her, you're not entitled to her.

2018-02-05 16:13:19 UTC  

(((YouTube)))

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410105620516175883/Screenshot_20180205-111022.png

2018-02-05 16:16:20 UTC  

http://prntscr.com/iagzdp
@Fash Dragon CAREFUL THOUGH IT CAN GO WRONG

2018-02-05 16:17:55 UTC  

Fevs how did you convince somebody they're another race

2018-02-05 16:18:18 UTC  

@Fash Dragon High verbal IQ