Message from @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck

Discord ID: 534147706353090585


2019-01-13 23:06:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/534146308496424983/Screenshot_20190104-012642.png

2019-01-13 23:06:50 UTC  

Proof

2019-01-13 23:08:15 UTC  

I gave one of my coworkers a neckrub a few days ago and they said "no wonder you can have a relationship looking the way you do" 😂

2019-01-13 23:08:24 UTC  

F

2019-01-13 23:09:03 UTC  

"Don't forget I'm in a good place to strangle you right now"

2019-01-13 23:09:13 UTC  

Matt thats gay dont be gay

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/534146937755009034/Screenshot_20190113-180840.jpg

2019-01-13 23:09:24 UTC  

Also people are selling dirt on armslist

2019-01-13 23:09:32 UTC  

Why

2019-01-13 23:09:50 UTC  

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Of_Women
Let me tell you guys about arnold schopenhauer (1900) who discovered the female nature and defined the concept of MGTOW

2019-01-13 23:10:27 UTC  

@johnfrum Because it's heavy and (relatively) compact, so it's good for filling rifle shooting bags

2019-01-13 23:10:35 UTC  

So its dirt

2019-01-13 23:10:36 UTC  

just like it says in the description, you dunce

2019-01-13 23:10:46 UTC  

Yeah, and diamonds are just carbon, dipshit

2019-01-13 23:10:59 UTC  

some sand is heavier than others

2019-01-13 23:11:04 UTC  

and you want heavy sand

2019-01-13 23:11:17 UTC  

If I put some in my daki, would it be more realistic?

2019-01-13 23:11:43 UTC  

Only if you put it in the ass and boobs parts

2019-01-13 23:11:52 UTC  

Hmm

2019-01-13 23:11:54 UTC  

you DID sew special pouches for this very reason, right?

2019-01-13 23:12:01 UTC  

You aren't some kind of casual, are you?

2019-01-13 23:12:17 UTC  

Still gotta find a way to make the warmth last longer

2019-01-13 23:12:25 UTC  

Piss on it

2019-01-13 23:12:35 UTC  

Hot water bottles don't work too well, quite bulky

2019-01-13 23:12:52 UTC  

FIll it with bitcoin miners

2019-01-13 23:12:58 UTC  

I'll try making some electrical heating thing

2019-01-13 23:13:14 UTC  

Hopefully I won't set fire to myself

2019-01-13 23:14:00 UTC  

Zircon sand isnt any heavier than cheap playsand tho.

2019-01-13 23:14:23 UTC  

Put spaghetti in the bags instead

2019-01-13 23:14:33 UTC  

And also just wrap your sad pillow/cumrag in a heating blanket then

2019-01-13 23:14:41 UTC  

Ohh

2019-01-13 23:14:44 UTC  

Good idea

2019-01-13 23:16:55 UTC  

John, how do you sleep?

2019-01-13 23:17:06 UTC  

Flat on your back with your hands at your side?

2019-01-13 23:17:10 UTC  

Face down, ass up?

2019-01-13 23:17:14 UTC  

Fetal position?

2019-01-13 23:17:54 UTC  

Flat with my hands by my sides

2019-01-13 23:18:02 UTC  

Why?

2019-01-13 23:18:43 UTC  

As I thought, you are literally a robot

2019-01-13 23:19:29 UTC  

Its how I initally fall asleep, I end up thrashing around in my sleep tho

2019-01-13 23:19:37 UTC  

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2019-01-13 23:20:08 UTC  

I tend to sleep straight, but on my sides, the arm that's underneath poking forwards