I mean, first and foremost, guys ought to know that *women don't want to see pictures of your dick*. Dicks are ugly, nobody is actually attracted to dicks

i posted my leg once

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that's where ur wrong kiddo

Poor prude matt!

>nobody is actually attracted to dicks
Then why are there different dick-shaped dildos? <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

Wont even professionally print dickpics and give it to he wife in a frame.

Sad!

And they also have collections

you can tell everything you need to know about a man by the size and condition of his hands

let's see em, lads

O-oh yeah?

prove it

Handlets BTFO

>gayzer

>mongolian opinion

😂

nicely placed Linus Video

Very lewd matt

If your hand isn't like the hand of that ogre guy who got mad max, don't @ me

>he watches linus fag dick tips

Gosh, ypu dont like much of anything

>he makes less than $400 USD A YEAR

😂

gladly

This is really gay, even for you matt

W-wait, she said she was a cute girl

surely she wouldn't lie

It's not gay if the person is feminine

He said he was a mentally ill man pretendi g to be a girl

Women are just mentally ill men to begin with, though.

Traps dont have the excuse of a vagina tho

If there's a hole, there's a way

Hm weird

Who wants a neckrub

Proof

I gave one of my coworkers a neckrub a few days ago and they said "no wonder you can have a relationship looking the way you do" 😂

F

"Don't forget I'm in a good place to strangle you right now"