also a 15.6" 4k screen would be the fucking worst shit ever to actually work on unless it's so close to your face it hurts

what

!!answer_test merkel curve

!answer_test chink curve

😦

!!snswer_test mao curve

!!answer_test mao curve

the _test commands only listen to me

sad

wolfram has some really odd shit

!answer seconds passed since 10 seconds ago

10 seconds

!answer seconds passed since 2019-01-01 00:00:00 UTC

1.96 times 10 to the 6 seconds

and then some odd calculations

!answer seconds passed since 2019-01-01 00:00:00 UTC / average penile length in cm

about 129873 seconds per centimeter

which then makes complete sense but...

I mean

kudos to them for having loads of constants

Their language processing is pretty good yes

The bot uses the "simple answers" api so it's a bit lacking

!answer seconds passed since epoch

1.55 times 10 to the 9 seconds

Yes that's a bit weird, if you ask seconds passed since, it shows this format. But if you ask

!answer current unix timestamp

1548265804 Unix time

It writes it out

!answer average penile length in china

No short answer available

huh

heh I bet the answer would be pretty short though

!answer average Asian penile length

The average length of an Indian erect human penis is 13 centimeters according to a 2007 study by Promodu and others

indian <:deepthonk:326852766884560897>

!answer average chinese penis length

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

>Indian
>13 cm

13 cm is still short

It won't answer this because wolfram fears the chinese government