papa microsoft knows what's best

I have a password

a long password

that they dont know

Is it nigger123

your dad will notice you uninstalled candy crush and beat the living shit out of you

yes, stalin

yes, comfy

rip me

do you want a cringe story

about norwegians

and their internet rap

no

ok

so

we had to make a rap

in school

and it had to be about anti cyber bullying

or security

online

You should sneak into a metal moshpit and get crushed

ok

well

so somebody made a part of the song about "Social media stealing our time"

o boy

reminds me of those feminists that destroyed the weights

saying it was the weight's fault

or something

Social media does steal your time

That is the wrong word. It was scales

ah

yes

scales

weights was directly translated

from norwegian

(not using google translate)

I'd like to see a feminist destroy a 20kg barbell plate

university dorm room?

I can tell from the prison-like windows