I'm paranoid when it comes to STDs and I've got a qt g-f, I don't really care about Brazilian grilles

also, >not being gay in 2017

guys pls

it's trendy to be gay, get with the times

I hope you love your girl

And resist not fucking some hot mixed Brazilian pussy

Love is a strong word, but I like her. She has beautiful eyes that are just 😍

She will loose for the Brazilian bunda meme

I seriously wonder how would my grandma react if I brought home a black g-f that doesn't know a word of Croatian

her church friends would be on life support

lel

kek

Nice thing is that i got a house to stay in in comfy sweden winter

bad thing is swedistan is not a good country anymore

We have a nice house on the coast

wow cool

with 2 apartments on the upper floor

will rent them out on airbnb

get that money to fund my Xiaomi addiction

do you have the rice cooker yet ?

no

I NEED it, though

Tomsgonnatom-kun c-can i stay there for some time? I-i can get you a nice place at Paraty

Sure. There's no acai here and the bunda game is weak, though

I just want to die in the cold Sweden winter

Fuck acai

But the bunda game is something I can stop playing

>going to Sweden

do you want to die?

Nah, was just a hyperbole

>go to croatia, spain, italy, grease, cyprus, malta
>install tinder
>bang swedish girls

no need to go to sweden

>implying I am a nigger that will attract swedish girls

>implying I am a nigger

Just say "I'm Brazilian" and they'll be like "Great, even the whitest Brazilian who doesn't participate in the Oktoberfest down in Blumenau is at least 15% jungle nigger"

I am at least 15% nigger and 25% indian

The rest is from austria, Portugal and spain

👎

Swedish girl are really easy to bang fo(r the most part

but they are tall