talking to grandma ❤

They like to show off to each other, who have the best monkey cage

Ops

House

I think my dad had a PajeetIn profile, but deleted it because he doesn't plan to switch jobs and it's full of liars either way so no one cares about it

If I were you, come here and fuck all the way, but never give your real name to them and say you don't have social media accounts

I'm paranoid when it comes to STDs and I've got a qt g-f, I don't really care about Brazilian grilles

also, >not being gay in 2017

guys pls

it's trendy to be gay, get with the times

I hope you love your girl

And resist not fucking some hot mixed Brazilian pussy

Love is a strong word, but I like her. She has beautiful eyes that are just 😍

She will loose for the Brazilian bunda meme

I seriously wonder how would my grandma react if I brought home a black g-f that doesn't know a word of Croatian

her church friends would be on life support

lel

kek

Nice thing is that i got a house to stay in in comfy sweden winter

bad thing is swedistan is not a good country anymore

We have a nice house on the coast

wow cool

with 2 apartments on the upper floor

will rent them out on airbnb

get that money to fund my Xiaomi addiction

do you have the rice cooker yet ?

no

I NEED it, though

Tomsgonnatom-kun c-can i stay there for some time? I-i can get you a nice place at Paraty

Sure. There's no acai here and the bunda game is weak, though

I just want to die in the cold Sweden winter

Fuck acai

But the bunda game is something I can stop playing

>going to Sweden

do you want to die?

Nah, was just a hyperbole

>go to croatia, spain, italy, grease, cyprus, malta
>install tinder
>bang swedish girls

no need to go to sweden

>implying I am a nigger that will attract swedish girls

>implying I am a nigger