Message from @patron Saint of EATIN
Discord ID: 410099361780072470
@Fash Dragon Well that's because there's only one race of humans obviously
Yes, there's only one Human Race. The others aren't really humans
well maybe two. The asians are fine
Asians are *fiiiiiiiiiinne*
honorary humans
Kek
Wait.. I just realized that there's like two women on this server... Both are mods
Is there a cast feminine conspiracy to undermine the party?
Have they worked their way in to our highest positions for an evil purpose?
There are a couple poverty posters too
poverty posters?
They just aren't as active/openly female
ah
Actively female
How does one be actively female
I didn't ask to be added here
And I didn't ask to be mod
Nigga I said ACTIVE or OPENLY FEMALE
Sounds pretty gay
http://prntscr.com/iagjeh
tfw you forget your password
Nah I thought I deleted the account. I went antisocial when I was pregnant.
Hormones and such
And then never went back
Well, I got MORE antisocial
Discord is great for being social
There's really nobody in my local area. One guy I spoke to once and haven't seen again. Without a place like this to blow off steam I'd probably have gone Tactical Bowlcut by now
I tried to explain to him that just being here and not completely isolated in Cuba Haiti, Florida, is enough socializing for me.
It's honestly more than I can handle sometimes
@patron Saint of EATIN how did you two meet? Asking for a really autistic friend who has trouble meeting women he can connect with
I've known of him for years, I ended up messaging him on Facebook, he bantzed and negged me into the ground, then he drove 1600 miles to meet me immediately. I had an internet boyfriend I had never met at the time who was just dragging things out and using me as an internet hype woman. I really wanted a husband and a baby. Parrott made it happen. I have a hard time connecting with anyone in any emotional sense, as does my husband. But we make a good team.
Negging is unironically the best strategy
Neg me daddy, owo @parrott
<:gas:390573776594796544> me pls
@Fash Dragon the most important thing a guy can do when he wants to lock it down is not be too nice or clingy and to take up physical space as soon as possible.
@Fash Dragon Be a dick, make her hate herself so she thinks she can't ever do better
^
Literally
It's important to balance that, though, by always taking care of her. Get her food, drive her where she needs to go, hold the baby so. She can shower, etc.