Message from @DT

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2016-11-17 02:36:06 UTC  

nah prolly dumb

2016-11-17 02:36:20 UTC  

dumb chinks end up with these kind of jobs normally

2016-11-17 02:37:04 UTC  

north china is pretty cool

2016-11-17 02:37:08 UTC  

i have this beautiful tall chinese coworker

2016-11-17 02:37:14 UTC  

she is a walking shy goddess.

2016-11-17 02:37:17 UTC  

shes 27

2016-11-17 02:37:19 UTC  

lives with her mum

2016-11-17 02:37:24 UTC  

wew

2016-11-17 02:37:24 UTC  

cant cook, cant clean, cant do laundry

2016-11-17 02:37:27 UTC  

cant do fucking anything

2016-11-17 02:37:36 UTC  

not funny, not interesting, allergic to alcohol

2016-11-17 02:37:40 UTC  

surely you must have some kind of picture

2016-11-17 02:37:44 UTC  

asian princess

2016-11-17 02:37:47 UTC  

syndrome

2016-11-17 02:37:50 UTC  

like really allergic? or get the chink red face

2016-11-17 02:37:53 UTC  

shes new, so no pics

2016-11-17 02:37:57 UTC  

shes legit allergic

2016-11-17 02:37:58 UTC  

so she says

2016-11-17 02:38:00 UTC  

fuck

2016-11-17 02:38:02 UTC  

make a pic next time

2016-11-17 02:39:00 UTC  

is 27 still normal?

2016-11-17 02:39:04 UTC  

living at parents

2016-11-17 02:39:05 UTC  

in china

2016-11-17 02:39:09 UTC  

in western world

2016-11-17 02:39:11 UTC  

she glides around the officwe like an angel. even the way she walks is heavenly

2016-11-17 02:39:11 UTC  

you will get laughed at

2016-11-17 02:39:25 UTC  

it's normal but you bet her parents are trying to marry her off

2016-11-17 02:39:28 UTC  

its...MORE normal here. but, shes 27 and still single, that is the weird part

2016-11-17 02:39:30 UTC  

you work for EF?

2016-11-17 02:39:36 UTC  

c a k e

2016-11-17 02:39:58 UTC  

yeah her mum is prolly looking for a rich laowei hubby for her

2016-11-17 02:40:01 UTC  

she has the looks

2016-11-17 02:40:06 UTC  

so she is not totally fuckked

2016-11-17 02:40:16 UTC  

i doubt her mom wants her to marry a foreigner haha

2016-11-17 02:40:18 UTC  

only not self depended

2016-11-17 02:40:20 UTC  
2016-11-17 02:40:42 UTC  

chink parents only accept foreigners as a last resort

2016-11-17 02:40:49 UTC  

better a (white) laowai than nothing

2016-11-17 02:41:01 UTC  

they coordinate my school district's Washington DC trip for the eigth grade every year

2016-11-17 02:41:04 UTC  

do not pass go if black

2016-11-17 02:41:12 UTC  

go directly to jail