Message from @kaetaa

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2016-11-17 02:42:45 UTC  

>monkey

2016-11-17 02:42:50 UTC  

heh

2016-11-17 02:43:21 UTC  

just looked up ef requirements

2016-11-17 02:43:22 UTC  

saw this

2016-11-17 02:43:23 UTC  

Applicants must be citizens from the United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand or South Africa to meet China’s visa regulations.

2016-11-17 02:43:24 UTC  

do they still iron their tshirts

2016-11-17 02:43:26 UTC  

fugg

2016-11-17 02:43:32 UTC  

i'm from holland

2016-11-17 02:43:36 UTC  

/whatdo/

2016-11-17 02:43:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248639267385901056/IMG_6974.JPG

2016-11-17 02:43:49 UTC  

yeah, to work in china nowadays as english anything, you MUST be from a native english speaking country

2016-11-17 02:43:54 UTC  

only legal way to get a visa

2016-11-17 02:43:56 UTC  

get citizenship in one of those countries?

2016-11-17 02:44:05 UTC  

you're from holland you silly fuk, enjoy it

2016-11-17 02:44:11 UTC  

holland is sweeet

2016-11-17 02:44:31 UTC  

guess im bribing an official desu

2016-11-17 02:44:35 UTC  

yeah holland is pretty cool

2016-11-17 02:44:35 UTC  

Did EF fly you out and help you find a home, &c?

2016-11-17 02:44:46 UTC  

or did they just say "get over here"

2016-11-17 02:45:01 UTC  

EF is by far the most professional of the schools

2016-11-17 02:45:16 UTC  

They flew me out, gave me an apartment, and i have a person on call 24/7 to help me with literally anything

2016-11-17 02:45:23 UTC  

if i need to hospital, go buy something i cant etc.

2016-11-17 02:45:23 UTC  

concierge? nice

2016-11-17 02:45:36 UTC  

nah "foreign teacher ambassador"

2016-11-17 02:45:43 UTC  

they know we dont speak chink, so if we need help, they come

2016-11-17 02:45:47 UTC  

What do you get paid?

2016-11-17 02:45:58 UTC  

can you buy stocks

2016-11-17 02:45:59 UTC  

EF always pays on time (this is a luxury amongst training schools)

2016-11-17 02:46:03 UTC  

or other equities

2016-11-17 02:46:13 UTC  

a lot of schools wont pay for your flight, wont help you at all, will forget to pay you etc

2016-11-17 02:46:30 UTC  

can you be a daytrader in china

2016-11-17 02:46:34 UTC  

so, EF, even though its the walmart of training schools, is the most professional

2016-11-17 02:46:53 UTC  

@Deleted User its hard to put my money in non china terms, because of how much stuff costs here

2016-11-17 02:46:59 UTC  

hm makes sense

2016-11-17 02:47:01 UTC  

just know that imake 3x the average salary for my city

2016-11-17 02:47:04 UTC  

easiest way to get a citizenship in the following countries? United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand or South Africa?

2016-11-17 02:47:12 UTC  

guess joining the army is pretty fast

2016-11-17 02:47:13 UTC  

ha ha

2016-11-17 02:47:28 UTC  

pay some hispanic lady to get married here

2016-11-17 02:47:34 UTC  

wtf

2016-11-17 02:47:35 UTC  

it's how my coworker got his citizenship