Message from @shadowedROM

Discord ID: 248639196917399553


2016-11-17 02:41:12 UTC  

go directly to jail

2016-11-17 02:41:14 UTC  

nice @Deleted User, they do a lot of stuff like that

2016-11-17 02:41:20 UTC  

this is my boss. hes is a functioning alcoholic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248638677813559297/IMG_6978.JPG

2016-11-17 02:41:28 UTC  

haha

2016-11-17 02:41:29 UTC  

WEW

2016-11-17 02:41:31 UTC  

A LAOWEI BOSS

2016-11-17 02:41:32 UTC  

your boss seems fun

2016-11-17 02:41:37 UTC  

china is trully getting chinked back

2016-11-17 02:41:55 UTC  

he is a lot of fun

2016-11-17 02:41:58 UTC  

alcohol + children = fun

2016-11-17 02:42:10 UTC  

they're okay with facial hair too eh

2016-11-17 02:42:14 UTC  

your boss must drown in the pussy desu

2016-11-17 02:42:16 UTC  

its cool to smoke/drink wherever you want, so bring a bag of beers to an arcade full of children is fine

2016-11-17 02:42:29 UTC  

eh, most chinese girls think it makes us look old or like a monkey

2016-11-17 02:42:32 UTC  

but my gf doesnt mind my beard

2016-11-17 02:42:45 UTC  

>monkey

2016-11-17 02:42:50 UTC  

heh

2016-11-17 02:43:21 UTC  

just looked up ef requirements

2016-11-17 02:43:22 UTC  

saw this

2016-11-17 02:43:23 UTC  

Applicants must be citizens from the United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand or South Africa to meet China’s visa regulations.

2016-11-17 02:43:24 UTC  

do they still iron their tshirts

2016-11-17 02:43:26 UTC  

fugg

2016-11-17 02:43:32 UTC  

i'm from holland

2016-11-17 02:43:36 UTC  

/whatdo/

2016-11-17 02:43:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248639267385901056/IMG_6974.JPG

2016-11-17 02:43:49 UTC  

yeah, to work in china nowadays as english anything, you MUST be from a native english speaking country

2016-11-17 02:43:54 UTC  

only legal way to get a visa

2016-11-17 02:43:56 UTC  

get citizenship in one of those countries?

2016-11-17 02:44:05 UTC  

you're from holland you silly fuk, enjoy it

2016-11-17 02:44:11 UTC  

holland is sweeet

2016-11-17 02:44:31 UTC  

guess im bribing an official desu

2016-11-17 02:44:35 UTC  

yeah holland is pretty cool

2016-11-17 02:44:35 UTC  

Did EF fly you out and help you find a home, &c?

2016-11-17 02:44:46 UTC  

or did they just say "get over here"

2016-11-17 02:45:01 UTC  

EF is by far the most professional of the schools

2016-11-17 02:45:16 UTC  

They flew me out, gave me an apartment, and i have a person on call 24/7 to help me with literally anything

2016-11-17 02:45:23 UTC  

if i need to hospital, go buy something i cant etc.

2016-11-17 02:45:23 UTC  

concierge? nice

2016-11-17 02:45:36 UTC  

nah "foreign teacher ambassador"

2016-11-17 02:45:43 UTC  

they know we dont speak chink, so if we need help, they come

2016-11-17 02:45:47 UTC  

What do you get paid?