@JHWH I'm definitely more than double that weight

I've been in USA for over two weeks. Heading back to chinkland tomorrow.

How did your fam like the chink shit gifts you brought with you?

Lads, should I go up to the Chinese in the apartment above me and ask them for secret chink shit tips

Kilbur, chinks hate chink shit. Haha

Tribit, they enjoyed them. My neice loved the shit out of the quad copter and VR helmet, and my family liked the smart watches

They thought I spent a fortune

I didn't have the heart to tell them otherwise

I brought a ton of chink food too like chicken feet duck neck certain snacks

Only my brother liked it. Everyone else hated it.

I'm at the airport now. First flight to Tokyo is 14 hours. Fucking kill me.

drink yourself in comatose state

thats what i always do

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C551Q_5UYAAWn7Z.jpg

this girl is supposed to be chink

what the fuck

plastic surgery

Tranny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjJULxsUlh0

pfff

Back in China now after 24 hours of traveling

I work tomorrow

But luckily I don't teach anything

@kaetaa What do you do?

he teaches chinks to write product details

He failed they still cant

@testtest fugg. Seems like somthing I could actually use my marketing degree for.

aren't most western english teachers in the east just illiterate fucks themselves

which explains why he failed

@SGZ i teach english

https://youtu.be/lRJOYOaz45c?t=7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOW5xR5O_tY

Chink tourists in general are the worst
they're handed flyers in Thailand airport telling them not to shit on the street/sidewalks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPUX1lhjaA

Please sir give Chinese people 5 star review

lmao

these videos are hilarious

there's nothing like that chinese feeling until you corner a chinese person and have him confess he made a mistake

chinese people almost never admit that

lose too much face

they almost never say they made a mistake