How the fuck he is still alive after this

actual brain was not damaged

Ah right

There's a story about a construction worker who took a 3 inch nail to the forehead and walked himself into the hospital.

Managed to lodge itself in the exact same safe path brain surgeons take, 1/8" in any direction and he would have died.

there was a railroad worker who had a metal pipe blow a hole through his head and he was just fine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

>"no longer gage"
>he was just fine
really fires your neurons

Here's the example of shit I go through:

(I'm Chinese)

Dad goes fucking ballistic at me for my neglect of maintenance of my vehicle

screaming at my face how I'm a piece of shit, worthless garbage who does nothing except eat

(He's a full time mechanic still is, and does maintenance for the family fleet)

Then like 2 hours later

I hear how he's cucked into driving half an hour to Chinatown to pick up dumplings for his younger sisters (my aunts)

They live in Chinatown, speak Chinese, all have vehicles (which my dad pays for), and have restaurants lining left and right of them

Raises no objection

Worst part of it all, is that when I was a kid, I was absolutely screamed at for being near a vehicle with a hood up, so I never allowed to learn the trade

That's normal, it seems.

why dont you kick his ass and tell him whos the man now

Because that's against asian culture

Hey friends

In a couple weeks, I'm gonna have to go through an overnight 14 hour layover in Beijing with three friends

What do

go shopping

actually nvm

beijing is shit

go to shenzen

don't get ripped off

i don't think they will let you exit the airport without a visa

you can sit in traffic for 14 hours in beijing

The dillio is I can't leave Beijing without a visa

is it overnight? if yes, visit one of the huge night markets. good tourism/10

I ate snake, Scorpion and assorted bugs

dont fall for the Beijing Duck meme

@swigs I'm chink too but damn. They used to be like this tbh, but became more laid back when they realised they're not gonna save me from my internet addiction

It took several years of me being like this (not my choice either, just fate)

@swigs he's projecting his own failures at life onto you

@JHWH thanks friend

I only understood ching chong hing ding

any of you play vidya on pc?