Message from @swigs

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2017-03-12 04:51:36 UTC  

are we talking about china?

2017-03-12 04:51:46 UTC  

of course we are thats the channel

2017-03-12 05:01:31 UTC  

that's what I thought at first

2017-03-12 05:01:44 UTC  

but China isn't nearly as high stressed as I believed

2017-03-12 05:01:53 UTC  

only urban cities have that kind of atmosphere

2017-03-12 05:23:29 UTC  

so wait.. price comparison is bad on their small minds

2017-03-12 05:23:40 UTC  

(nevermind i had scrollback)

2017-03-12 06:03:40 UTC  

yeah the adults are laid back and lazy as fuck

2017-03-12 08:02:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/290394010558922763/-1d91dcba192c59de.jpg

2017-03-12 08:02:25 UTC  

How the fuck he is still alive after this

2017-03-12 08:04:02 UTC  

actual brain was not damaged

2017-03-12 08:07:14 UTC  

Ah right

2017-03-12 10:40:37 UTC  

There's a story about a construction worker who took a 3 inch nail to the forehead and walked himself into the hospital.

2017-03-12 10:41:08 UTC  

Managed to lodge itself in the exact same safe path brain surgeons take, 1/8" in any direction and he would have died.

2017-03-12 16:20:56 UTC  

there was a railroad worker who had a metal pipe blow a hole through his head and he was just fine

2017-03-12 17:26:50 UTC  

>"no longer gage"
>he was just fine
really fires your neurons

2017-03-13 01:22:09 UTC  

Here's the example of shit I go through:

2017-03-13 01:22:14 UTC  

(I'm Chinese)

2017-03-13 01:22:41 UTC  

Dad goes fucking ballistic at me for my neglect of maintenance of my vehicle

2017-03-13 01:23:03 UTC  

screaming at my face how I'm a piece of shit, worthless garbage who does nothing except eat

2017-03-13 01:23:32 UTC  

(He's a full time mechanic still is, and does maintenance for the family fleet)

2017-03-13 01:23:49 UTC  

Then like 2 hours later

2017-03-13 01:24:11 UTC  

I hear how he's cucked into driving half an hour to Chinatown to pick up dumplings for his younger sisters (my aunts)

2017-03-13 01:24:14 UTC  

They live in Chinatown, speak Chinese, all have vehicles (which my dad pays for), and have restaurants lining left and right of them

2017-03-13 01:24:28 UTC  

Raises no objection

2017-03-13 01:28:11 UTC  

Worst part of it all, is that when I was a kid, I was absolutely screamed at for being near a vehicle with a hood up, so I never allowed to learn the trade

2017-03-13 01:33:00 UTC  

That's normal, it seems.

2017-03-13 03:09:52 UTC  

why dont you kick his ass and tell him whos the man now

2017-03-13 03:14:10 UTC  

Because that's against asian culture

2017-03-13 03:46:56 UTC  

Hey friends

2017-03-13 03:47:26 UTC  

In a couple weeks, I'm gonna have to go through an overnight 14 hour layover in Beijing with three friends

2017-03-13 03:47:28 UTC  

What do

2017-03-13 03:52:45 UTC  

go shopping

2017-03-13 03:52:49 UTC  

actually nvm

2017-03-13 03:52:52 UTC  

beijing is shit

2017-03-13 03:52:54 UTC  

go to shenzen

2017-03-13 03:53:04 UTC  

don't get ripped off

2017-03-13 03:53:17 UTC  

i don't think they will let you exit the airport without a visa

2017-03-13 04:34:32 UTC  

you can sit in traffic for 14 hours in beijing

2017-03-13 05:08:15 UTC  

The dillio is I can't leave Beijing without a visa