Message from @someoneunknown

Discord ID: 297962563491069962


2017-04-01 16:38:36 UTC  

tfw not a dear friend

2017-04-01 20:38:55 UTC  

Brb y'all, going to Japan

2017-04-01 20:39:05 UTC  

Stopping at Beijing first for layover

2017-04-01 20:39:12 UTC  

Time to be a dear friend

2017-04-01 21:12:33 UTC  

@transience serpentza is next I'm sure

2017-04-01 21:19:12 UTC  

Speaking of, he reached his goal for that Northern China docu he wants to make
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/205422728/conquering-northern-china-adventure-travel-series

2017-04-01 21:31:45 UTC  

"Mr Silby said his fellow inmates ranged from fellow international travellers to Chinese accused of associating with prostitutes and not having a driving licence.

"There was even one guy in there for not having a proper welding licence.

"Every morning we had to watch propaganda films saying what a great harmonious society the Communist Party had created in China.

"In the afternoons, they screened really terrible films, usually with Nicholas Cage in them. It was weird."

2017-04-01 21:36:44 UTC  

Shitposting China criticism on facebook when you damn well know the risk. <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-04-01 21:37:57 UTC  

"Lived and worked there for six years as a university teacher"

2017-04-01 21:39:46 UTC  

""When I lived there you learned to keep your head down." Guess not otherwise they wouldn't have caught him.

2017-04-01 21:40:20 UTC  

what is it with nicolas cage?

2017-04-01 21:41:01 UTC  

Chinese Prop movies during the day, Nicolas Cage kino in the evenings

2017-04-01 21:42:58 UTC  

is this some next level torture?

2017-04-01 21:47:26 UTC  

They must really like Nicolas Cage

2017-04-01 21:49:33 UTC  

the ultimate lifeform

2017-04-01 23:06:28 UTC  
2017-04-01 23:37:22 UTC  

Guess they really like him then

2017-04-02 05:16:51 UTC  

I'm sure the guy who ended up in jail dindunuffin good western boi

2017-04-02 08:06:57 UTC  
2017-04-02 08:07:04 UTC  

That sounds like porn

2017-04-02 08:13:17 UTC  

germangoogirls make enjoyable videos

2017-04-02 09:30:22 UTC  

I love those towers of mic tv-logos

2017-04-02 13:01:19 UTC  

gf just showed me a video of a chink mom holding a baby while other adults watch, and his dick is flopping out and her other son is hitting it and batting it around

2017-04-02 13:01:30 UTC  

and they dont say anything, then the kid goes to suck it and they step in

2017-04-02 13:01:54 UTC  

wtf

2017-04-02 13:02:37 UTC  

chinks truly are the scum of this planet

2017-04-02 13:02:45 UTC  

and i can say that honestly after being here over a year

2017-04-02 13:03:04 UTC  

Why are you there?

2017-04-02 13:04:11 UTC  

teaching

2017-04-02 13:04:32 UTC  

Teaching english to chink kids or?

2017-04-02 13:04:37 UTC  

yeh

2017-04-02 13:04:56 UTC  

I asume you know chinese/mandarin then?

2017-04-02 13:08:40 UTC  

a bit

2017-04-02 13:08:56 UTC  

How can you teach them eng if you aren't fluent?

2017-04-02 13:10:16 UTC  

Or just somewhat fluent

2017-04-02 13:28:21 UTC  

its called immersion

2017-04-02 13:28:26 UTC  

i teach ages 3-17

2017-04-02 13:28:33 UTC  

3 year olds i hold up a picture of a banana