Message from @tulio (túlio)

Discord ID: 299958179788226571


2017-04-06 13:39:29 UTC  

eastern euros are comedy gold

2017-04-06 13:43:38 UTC  

KEK

2017-04-07 09:22:43 UTC  

Make guangdong great again

2017-04-07 09:52:10 UTC  

thats case 99% of the time

2017-04-07 09:52:20 UTC  

well if it only drops there is no problem

2017-04-07 09:52:25 UTC  

if it detonates

2017-04-07 09:52:26 UTC  

then there is

2017-04-07 09:52:37 UTC  

ebin <:umaru:232470184445607937>

2017-04-07 09:53:12 UTC  

i guess global politics might go haywire for a while if random nuke just spawns somewhere in china and drops there

2017-04-07 09:53:24 UTC  

and nobody knows whos nuclear weapon is it

2017-04-07 10:03:08 UTC  

they would curbstomp best korea, since they d be the go-to i-drop-random-nukes state

2017-04-07 10:46:04 UTC  

>mfw you dont fit in the chink special mri machine

2017-04-07 10:46:13 UTC  

what a shit hospital. its even considered top 10 in china lol

2017-04-07 10:53:18 UTC  

are you a fatty

2017-04-07 11:14:07 UTC  

I would be fat if I lived in a country with 5 rmb fried noodles

2017-04-07 12:42:20 UTC  

Chink MRIs aren't made for Americans

2017-04-07 12:42:29 UTC  

only XXXS Chinese grilles

2017-04-07 13:22:58 UTC  

its a combination of both

2017-04-07 13:23:10 UTC  

im deffo fat, but this thing was tiny

2017-04-07 17:26:43 UTC  

no, you are probably just fat

2017-04-07 17:27:13 UTC  

this woman probably also thinks the door is tiny
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GML8IcLWXfY/mqdefault.jpg

2017-04-07 17:29:14 UTC  

Mean

2017-04-07 17:30:43 UTC  

Yeah my mobility scooter would only scrape through

2017-04-08 14:16:36 UTC  

whoa serpentza is in guangdong?

2017-04-08 14:19:24 UTC  

aw shit he's in shenzhen, guangdong?

2017-04-08 14:19:58 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S109C7fEMxw serpz goes chink shit shopping

2017-04-08 14:20:46 UTC  

he's like 1-2 hours away from me

2017-04-08 14:21:13 UTC  

where are you? hk?

2017-04-08 14:22:07 UTC  

zhuhai

2017-04-08 14:22:40 UTC  

go past shenzhen most weeks on the way to hk

2017-04-09 04:48:57 UTC  

China was okay

2017-04-09 04:49:04 UTC  

Japan was real neato

2017-04-10 03:02:18 UTC  

I can't believer serpentza wears a freaking suit in that weather

2017-04-10 03:02:27 UTC  

it's basically florida there

2017-04-10 05:20:44 UTC  

some of those prices are shit

2017-04-10 05:20:48 UTC  

cheaper here in the US

2017-04-10 05:51:53 UTC  

genuine electronics cost a boatload in asia

2017-04-10 05:52:06 UTC  

even in HK, a samsung TV ran over $1.5k USD

2017-04-10 05:52:18 UTC  

Their budget option for a 50 inch was a $500 TCL

2017-04-10 05:53:14 UTC  

China protects their industry like no other, so that's why all the mainland FOBS I know in the US have some sort of quasi- luxury smuggling ring