Message from @Big Meme

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2017-06-06 16:33:36 UTC  

I doubt it. They have bottled and refrigerated water

2017-06-06 16:33:41 UTC  

welcome to the chinkyland

2017-06-06 16:34:03 UTC  

I enjoy the aesthetics of it even tho it's inconvenient

2017-06-06 16:34:12 UTC  

Also can't get chink sim card for phone

2017-06-06 16:34:23 UTC  

You need an I'd number and I'm not a Chinese citizen

2017-06-06 16:34:44 UTC  

I was gunna get my friend to get it but he forgot to pay his bill too much so they blacklisted him from getting some cards

2017-06-06 16:34:50 UTC  

The chink got chinked

2017-06-06 16:35:13 UTC  

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2017-06-06 16:35:29 UTC  

also your phones bands might not work on chinkyland

2017-06-06 16:35:35 UTC  

Also somehow discord, Snapchat, and Instagram work but Facebook and Twitter are blocked

2017-06-06 16:35:39 UTC  

It's a Chinese phone

2017-06-06 16:35:43 UTC  

Xiaomeme

2017-06-06 16:35:50 UTC  

If it doesn't work there's a problem

2017-06-06 16:36:26 UTC  

i think flagship stores still sell simcards

2017-06-06 16:36:31 UTC  

against showing passport to them

2017-06-06 16:36:52 UTC  

Why are SIMs so controlled here

2017-06-06 16:37:07 UTC  

cause all 3 telecoms are owned by same company

2017-06-06 16:37:11 UTC  

Back in Amerifat I walk into Walmart and ask for a prepaid sim and they say how many

2017-06-06 16:37:15 UTC  

>why is all so controlled >im in china

2017-06-06 16:37:21 UTC  

welll... umm i have news to you

2017-06-06 16:37:23 UTC  

True haha

2017-06-06 16:37:25 UTC  

thats china

2017-06-06 16:37:55 UTC  

Yeah but for a lao wai like me they should understand that I need muh freedoms

2017-06-06 16:38:23 UTC  

"hate to break this to you but you are in worlds second worst country when it comes to personal rights and law"

2017-06-06 16:38:50 UTC  

Next to what? Kim John Uns house of pancakes?

2017-06-06 16:38:52 UTC  

united sta---- i mean north korea is just shy bit worse

2017-06-06 16:39:16 UTC  

UK is getting there

2017-06-06 16:39:27 UTC  

Haha us is pretty rubbish especially since they just passed that ISPs can sell your porn browsing history

2017-06-06 16:39:32 UTC  

they have good aim and decent speed for first place contender

2017-06-06 16:40:48 UTC  

Alright well I haven't slept in 4 days so gunna try and do that. I'll update you guys on my mishaps and social offenses of being American in a foreign country

2017-06-06 16:41:37 UTC  

just remember that anything what is in bite sized pieces is allowed to be eaten by hand there

2017-06-06 16:41:42 UTC  

and you get along just fine

2017-06-06 16:42:28 UTC  

second advice for the day: you should not believe strangers in internet :D (nor your mom and dad)

2017-06-06 23:23:48 UTC  

I tried to send a continuation of what I was saying last night but the family I'm with pulled the wifi

2017-06-06 23:24:58 UTC  

I meant to say when I went to Souq Waqif in Doha a guy offered me some food and I reached for it with my left hand because I am Amerifat and he was offended and wouldn't let me take it till I used my thumb and pointer on my right hand.

2017-06-06 23:25:20 UTC  

Cuz people in the middle East wipe their ass with their left hand I think that's what I was told before so I should have known

2017-06-06 23:26:44 UTC  

Must suck being a leftie in that country then

2017-06-06 23:37:37 UTC  

Haha yeah. Luckily I wasn't a leftie I was just carrying something in my right hand

2017-06-06 23:37:37 UTC  

Haha yeah. Luckily I wasn't a leftie I was just carrying something in my right hand

2017-06-06 23:38:02 UTC  

One of those scam taxi drivers called me lao wai at the airport. Daddy C-milk would be proud

2017-06-07 00:02:04 UTC  

Haha nice