Message from @Tervy
Discord ID: 321688797848797187
I'm laying in some chink bed and it's dark
Uh
This was at the airport when I got to Beijing
Looks like the IAMsterdam sign
Is the tap water safe to drink
I'm too big for chink land. Chink bed is too short for 6'1" me. My legs hang over. Also chink slippers are to small for my US 13 shoe size and I look retarded trying to walk around this apartment
I doubt it. They have bottled and refrigerated water
welcome to the chinkyland
I enjoy the aesthetics of it even tho it's inconvenient
Also can't get chink sim card for phone
You need an I'd number and I'm not a Chinese citizen
I was gunna get my friend to get it but he forgot to pay his bill too much so they blacklisted him from getting some cards
The chink got chinked
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also your phones bands might not work on chinkyland
Also somehow discord, Snapchat, and Instagram work but Facebook and Twitter are blocked
It's a Chinese phone
Xiaomeme
If it doesn't work there's a problem
against showing passport to them
Why are SIMs so controlled here
cause all 3 telecoms are owned by same company
Back in Amerifat I walk into Walmart and ask for a prepaid sim and they say how many
>why is all so controlled >im in china
welll... umm i have news to you
True haha
thats china
Yeah but for a lao wai like me they should understand that I need muh freedoms
"hate to break this to you but you are in worlds second worst country when it comes to personal rights and law"
Next to what? Kim John Uns house of pancakes?
united sta---- i mean north korea is just shy bit worse
UK is getting there
Haha us is pretty rubbish especially since they just passed that ISPs can sell your porn browsing history
they have good aim and decent speed for first place contender
Alright well I haven't slept in 4 days so gunna try and do that. I'll update you guys on my mishaps and social offenses of being American in a foreign country
just remember that anything what is in bite sized pieces is allowed to be eaten by hand there
and you get along just fine
second advice for the day: you should not believe strangers in internet :D (nor your mom and dad)
I tried to send a continuation of what I was saying last night but the family I'm with pulled the wifi