Message from @Big Meme

Discord ID: 321687638556016640


2017-06-05 21:16:31 UTC  

cause, y'know, china

2017-06-05 21:19:44 UTC  

Got two

2017-06-05 21:20:08 UTC  

Ugh there's some little baby crying in Arabic near me and I'm about to punt him to Allah if he doesn't shut up

2017-06-05 22:00:13 UTC  

Some guy said something to me in Chinese and laughed and I have no clue what it was so I just laughed with him

2017-06-05 22:00:24 UTC  

I didn't have the heart to tell him my Chinese isn't good.

2017-06-05 22:00:45 UTC  

Aw

2017-06-05 22:00:49 UTC  

How are the on flight movies?

2017-06-05 22:01:23 UTC  

ip man? 8)

2017-06-05 22:06:35 UTC  

Amazing actually. From Philly to Doha all movies were free. Small selection but good ones. Disney, star wars, Lord of the rings, all the new releases. Pretty good

2017-06-05 22:06:40 UTC  

All free too

2017-06-05 22:06:57 UTC  

Internet however was like $10USD for 30mb which is retarded

2017-06-06 03:23:34 UTC  

Beyond retarded, even

2017-06-06 03:23:43 UTC  

Not even the convention center is that extortionate

2017-06-06 10:12:20 UTC  

shit.. i know the feel brah I tried to stay awake in my 1 day stop in malaysia and couldnt handle it so I bought a movie ticket to sleep in peace in theater

2017-06-06 13:18:58 UTC  

despite the controversy, united international flights are great. the food is okay, a massive selection of movies and tv shows, and internet costs change depending on flight distance, but from China to Dallas, it was $20 usd for the whole 11 hour flight (not terrible, considering we are flying)

2017-06-06 16:30:29 UTC  

Greetings from China

2017-06-06 16:30:44 UTC  

I landed in Beijing and then flew to Chengdu. That's where I am now

2017-06-06 16:31:16 UTC  

I need photographic evidence

2017-06-06 16:31:39 UTC  

I'm laying in some chink bed and it's dark

2017-06-06 16:31:42 UTC  

Uh

2017-06-06 16:31:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/321687638102769664/IMG_20170606_055404.jpg

2017-06-06 16:31:56 UTC  

This was at the airport when I got to Beijing

2017-06-06 16:32:55 UTC  

Looks like the IAMsterdam sign

2017-06-06 16:33:15 UTC  

Is the tap water safe to drink

2017-06-06 16:33:15 UTC  

I'm too big for chink land. Chink bed is too short for 6'1" me. My legs hang over. Also chink slippers are to small for my US 13 shoe size and I look retarded trying to walk around this apartment

2017-06-06 16:33:36 UTC  

I doubt it. They have bottled and refrigerated water

2017-06-06 16:33:41 UTC  

welcome to the chinkyland

2017-06-06 16:34:03 UTC  

I enjoy the aesthetics of it even tho it's inconvenient

2017-06-06 16:34:12 UTC  

Also can't get chink sim card for phone

2017-06-06 16:34:23 UTC  

You need an I'd number and I'm not a Chinese citizen

2017-06-06 16:34:44 UTC  

I was gunna get my friend to get it but he forgot to pay his bill too much so they blacklisted him from getting some cards

2017-06-06 16:34:50 UTC  

The chink got chinked

2017-06-06 16:35:13 UTC  

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2017-06-06 16:35:29 UTC  

also your phones bands might not work on chinkyland

2017-06-06 16:35:35 UTC  

Also somehow discord, Snapchat, and Instagram work but Facebook and Twitter are blocked

2017-06-06 16:35:39 UTC  

It's a Chinese phone

2017-06-06 16:35:43 UTC  

Xiaomeme

2017-06-06 16:35:50 UTC  

If it doesn't work there's a problem

2017-06-06 16:36:26 UTC  

i think flagship stores still sell simcards

2017-06-06 16:36:31 UTC  

against showing passport to them

2017-06-06 16:36:52 UTC  

Why are SIMs so controlled here