Message from @kaetaa

Discord ID: 321886097883922435


2017-06-06 16:41:42 UTC  

and you get along just fine

2017-06-06 16:42:28 UTC  

second advice for the day: you should not believe strangers in internet :D (nor your mom and dad)

2017-06-06 23:23:48 UTC  

I tried to send a continuation of what I was saying last night but the family I'm with pulled the wifi

2017-06-06 23:24:58 UTC  

I meant to say when I went to Souq Waqif in Doha a guy offered me some food and I reached for it with my left hand because I am Amerifat and he was offended and wouldn't let me take it till I used my thumb and pointer on my right hand.

2017-06-06 23:25:20 UTC  

Cuz people in the middle East wipe their ass with their left hand I think that's what I was told before so I should have known

2017-06-06 23:26:44 UTC  

Must suck being a leftie in that country then

2017-06-06 23:37:37 UTC  

Haha yeah. Luckily I wasn't a leftie I was just carrying something in my right hand

2017-06-06 23:37:37 UTC  

Haha yeah. Luckily I wasn't a leftie I was just carrying something in my right hand

2017-06-06 23:38:02 UTC  

One of those scam taxi drivers called me lao wai at the airport. Daddy C-milk would be proud

2017-06-07 00:02:04 UTC  

Haha nice

2017-06-07 00:06:33 UTC  

太-太貴了!

2017-06-07 00:32:15 UTC  

TAP IS NOT SAFE TO DRINK

2017-06-07 00:32:25 UTC  
2017-06-07 01:53:21 UTC  

Lmao I know that

2017-06-07 01:53:51 UTC  

Though my friend insists on boiling water but I thought it would still keep the heavy metals in but he says it's fine

2017-06-07 03:00:17 UTC  

Its fine, just think of it as a mineral heavy water

2017-06-07 03:38:21 UTC  

Are chinks safe to fug?

2017-06-07 04:46:10 UTC  

no you will get cancer

2017-06-07 05:38:52 UTC  

eh? you dont need chinese ID to get sim card. i have a chink sim card and im american

2017-06-07 05:40:19 UTC  

most people drink boiled water - so i guess its fine

2017-06-07 05:40:26 UTC  

i go bottled though because hot water sucks

2017-06-07 05:40:55 UTC  

have a good time, man. chengdu has incredible food and hot girls

2017-06-07 06:33:44 UTC  

Chengdu is very nice. I'm happy so far. Couldn't get chink sim. Friend had to get his friend to get one. He's black listed from not paying bills. Then she gave him the sim and I use his phone as a hotspot

2017-06-07 06:35:25 UTC  

I got a chink haircut today. It sucked cuz I don't know enough Chinese to explain hair styles so they took way too much off and now I'm basically bald from what I used to be. But it was cheap so can't complain. Maybe like 6USD I think.

2017-06-07 06:35:53 UTC  

>tfw come all the way to Sichuan, eats at Hong Kong style resteraunt

What a waste

2017-06-07 06:37:56 UTC  

Still pretty good tho. Made the mistake of eating a duck egg whole. It's so salty

2017-06-07 06:39:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/321901007363768321/IMG_20170607_083722.jpg

2017-06-07 06:39:49 UTC  

Chinklandia has big buildings

2017-06-07 06:45:31 UTC  

Hope they don't fall over

2017-06-07 06:48:45 UTC  

They're all cement I think. Unlike Amerifat where it's all plaster and drywall

2017-06-07 06:51:19 UTC  

I can confirm. I just punched a wall in this apartment and my arm almost broke. In my house back home it would go through the wall

2017-06-07 10:30:52 UTC  

yes all buildings in china are concrete

2017-06-07 10:31:17 UTC  

after "where are you from", the tyhe #1 question im asdked by chinks is "how are buildings made in america"

2017-06-07 10:39:52 UTC  

cardboard and plywood

2017-06-07 11:52:35 UTC  

w-why

2017-06-07 11:53:00 UTC  

不好聽

2017-06-07 14:26:08 UTC  

Haha cardboard and plywood is giving it a better reputation than they are lol. Pretty sure our houses collapse more and they are only one or two stories. Chink buildings almost never collapse and they are like 30-40 at least

2017-06-07 18:07:21 UTC  

klooooooooooooooool

2017-06-07 18:18:14 UTC  

Coommunism will prevail