welll... umm i have news to you

True haha

thats china

Yeah but for a lao wai like me they should understand that I need muh freedoms

"hate to break this to you but you are in worlds second worst country when it comes to personal rights and law"

Next to what? Kim John Uns house of pancakes?

united sta---- i mean north korea is just shy bit worse

UK is getting there

Haha us is pretty rubbish especially since they just passed that ISPs can sell your porn browsing history

they have good aim and decent speed for first place contender

Alright well I haven't slept in 4 days so gunna try and do that. I'll update you guys on my mishaps and social offenses of being American in a foreign country

just remember that anything what is in bite sized pieces is allowed to be eaten by hand there

and you get along just fine

second advice for the day: you should not believe strangers in internet :D (nor your mom and dad)

I tried to send a continuation of what I was saying last night but the family I'm with pulled the wifi

I meant to say when I went to Souq Waqif in Doha a guy offered me some food and I reached for it with my left hand because I am Amerifat and he was offended and wouldn't let me take it till I used my thumb and pointer on my right hand.

Cuz people in the middle East wipe their ass with their left hand I think that's what I was told before so I should have known

Must suck being a leftie in that country then

Haha yeah. Luckily I wasn't a leftie I was just carrying something in my right hand

Haha yeah. Luckily I wasn't a leftie I was just carrying something in my right hand

One of those scam taxi drivers called me lao wai at the airport. Daddy C-milk would be proud

Haha nice

太-太貴了！

TAP IS NOT SAFE TO DRINK

@Big Meme @Krissern

Lmao I know that

Though my friend insists on boiling water but I thought it would still keep the heavy metals in but he says it's fine

Its fine, just think of it as a mineral heavy water

Are chinks safe to fug?

no you will get cancer

eh? you dont need chinese ID to get sim card. i have a chink sim card and im american

most people drink boiled water - so i guess its fine

i go bottled though because hot water sucks

have a good time, man. chengdu has incredible food and hot girls

Chengdu is very nice. I'm happy so far. Couldn't get chink sim. Friend had to get his friend to get one. He's black listed from not paying bills. Then she gave him the sim and I use his phone as a hotspot

I got a chink haircut today. It sucked cuz I don't know enough Chinese to explain hair styles so they took way too much off and now I'm basically bald from what I used to be. But it was cheap so can't complain. Maybe like 6USD I think.

>tfw come all the way to Sichuan, eats at Hong Kong style resteraunt

What a waste

Still pretty good tho. Made the mistake of eating a duck egg whole. It's so salty

Chinklandia has big buildings

Hope they don't fall over