Message from @Tervy

Discord ID: 321690317122306048


2017-06-06 16:35:50 UTC  

If it doesn't work there's a problem

2017-06-06 16:36:26 UTC  

i think flagship stores still sell simcards

2017-06-06 16:36:31 UTC  

against showing passport to them

2017-06-06 16:36:52 UTC  

Why are SIMs so controlled here

2017-06-06 16:37:07 UTC  

cause all 3 telecoms are owned by same company

2017-06-06 16:37:11 UTC  

Back in Amerifat I walk into Walmart and ask for a prepaid sim and they say how many

2017-06-06 16:37:15 UTC  

>why is all so controlled >im in china

2017-06-06 16:37:21 UTC  

welll... umm i have news to you

2017-06-06 16:37:23 UTC  

True haha

2017-06-06 16:37:25 UTC  

thats china

2017-06-06 16:37:55 UTC  

Yeah but for a lao wai like me they should understand that I need muh freedoms

2017-06-06 16:38:23 UTC  

"hate to break this to you but you are in worlds second worst country when it comes to personal rights and law"

2017-06-06 16:38:50 UTC  

Next to what? Kim John Uns house of pancakes?

2017-06-06 16:38:52 UTC  

united sta---- i mean north korea is just shy bit worse

2017-06-06 16:39:16 UTC  

UK is getting there

2017-06-06 16:39:27 UTC  

Haha us is pretty rubbish especially since they just passed that ISPs can sell your porn browsing history

2017-06-06 16:39:32 UTC  

they have good aim and decent speed for first place contender

2017-06-06 16:40:48 UTC  

Alright well I haven't slept in 4 days so gunna try and do that. I'll update you guys on my mishaps and social offenses of being American in a foreign country

2017-06-06 16:41:37 UTC  

just remember that anything what is in bite sized pieces is allowed to be eaten by hand there

2017-06-06 16:41:42 UTC  

and you get along just fine

2017-06-06 16:42:28 UTC  

second advice for the day: you should not believe strangers in internet :D (nor your mom and dad)

2017-06-06 23:23:48 UTC  

I tried to send a continuation of what I was saying last night but the family I'm with pulled the wifi

2017-06-06 23:24:58 UTC  

I meant to say when I went to Souq Waqif in Doha a guy offered me some food and I reached for it with my left hand because I am Amerifat and he was offended and wouldn't let me take it till I used my thumb and pointer on my right hand.

2017-06-06 23:25:20 UTC  

Cuz people in the middle East wipe their ass with their left hand I think that's what I was told before so I should have known

2017-06-06 23:26:44 UTC  

Must suck being a leftie in that country then

2017-06-06 23:37:37 UTC  

Haha yeah. Luckily I wasn't a leftie I was just carrying something in my right hand

2017-06-06 23:37:37 UTC  

Haha yeah. Luckily I wasn't a leftie I was just carrying something in my right hand

2017-06-06 23:38:02 UTC  

One of those scam taxi drivers called me lao wai at the airport. Daddy C-milk would be proud

2017-06-07 00:02:04 UTC  

Haha nice

2017-06-07 00:06:33 UTC  

太-太貴了!

2017-06-07 00:32:15 UTC  

TAP IS NOT SAFE TO DRINK

2017-06-07 00:32:25 UTC  
2017-06-07 01:53:21 UTC  

Lmao I know that

2017-06-07 01:53:51 UTC  

Though my friend insists on boiling water but I thought it would still keep the heavy metals in but he says it's fine

2017-06-07 03:00:17 UTC  

Its fine, just think of it as a mineral heavy water

2017-06-07 03:38:21 UTC  

Are chinks safe to fug?

2017-06-07 04:46:10 UTC  

no you will get cancer

2017-06-07 05:38:52 UTC  

eh? you dont need chinese ID to get sim card. i have a chink sim card and im american

2017-06-07 05:40:19 UTC  

most people drink boiled water - so i guess its fine

2017-06-07 05:40:26 UTC  

i go bottled though because hot water sucks

2017-06-07 05:40:55 UTC  

have a good time, man. chengdu has incredible food and hot girls