Message from @spaqin

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2017-09-16 14:41:53 UTC  

I think the people here do some ass kissing to foreigners

2017-09-16 14:42:35 UTC  

Sometimes

2017-09-16 14:42:48 UTC  

Definitely

2017-09-16 14:43:26 UTC  

Also I bought coffee from Starbucks today (only because it's only coffee place within 1km of my work ) and they are like "wow so rich.."

2017-09-16 14:43:34 UTC  

They were half joking though but still

2017-09-16 14:44:39 UTC  

There is delicious coffee available everywhere in Taiwan it was awesome

2017-09-16 14:44:55 UTC  

In mainland not so much, and when you find it it's all Starbucks prices

2017-09-16 14:45:56 UTC  

My fiancee and I asked 2 local coffeeshop owners why they own it and they say "well my husband pays all the bills, and he asked me what I want to own to keep me busy...so I said coffeeshop. But I don't like coffee..."

2017-09-16 14:46:12 UTC  

2 different shops more or less gave the same answer haha

2017-09-16 14:46:54 UTC  

No one is ever inside the shops. Chinks don't like coffee, really. Starbucks always has people inside ..but not many are drinking coffee .

2017-09-16 14:47:19 UTC  

There is no point to drink Starbucks unless you can tell people you are drinking Starbucks or sit inside and feel important

2017-09-16 14:47:38 UTC  

Coffee shops don't even open until 10am usually

2017-09-16 14:47:54 UTC  

It's confusing haha. The "grab a coffee and go to work" culture doesn't exist here

2017-09-16 14:58:38 UTC  

>I love coffee

2017-09-16 14:59:26 UTC  

>get a chocolate mocha latte with extra cream and sugar and whipped cream on top

2017-09-16 14:59:39 UTC  

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-09-16 17:26:38 UTC  

do chinese write screenplays and novels inside starbucks as well

2017-09-16 19:00:02 UTC  

North American coffee is pretty silly ngl

2017-09-16 19:00:29 UTC  

"Here's ur XXL Pumpkin Spice Frappucino c;"

2017-09-16 19:00:55 UTC  

"How much coffee it got"
"Oh we put in 1 shot of espresso for flavor basically"

2017-09-16 19:02:10 UTC  

tfw too poor for a buying coffee in cafes so i have to make black coffee myself in a moka pot

2017-09-16 19:02:48 UTC  

Well at least you're not using instant coffee

2017-09-16 19:02:57 UTC  

Or Nescafe sweet n creamy

2017-09-16 19:03:17 UTC  

nah m8 i grind my beans

2017-09-16 19:05:16 UTC  

new age coffee is for queers, if you don't drink coffee pure black, you probably smoke cock

2017-09-16 19:05:51 UTC  

It's interesting the "don't even speak to me till I've had my bean water so I can cubicle work better xd" culture doesn't exist in china

2017-09-16 19:05:59 UTC  

i microwave half a cup of 0.5% fat milk

2017-09-16 19:06:08 UTC  

and add it together

2017-09-16 19:07:56 UTC  

"new age coffee is for queers, if you don't drink coffee pure black, you probably smoke cock"

Yesterday I had Turkish coffee black then sucked my boyfriend's cock rate /10?

2017-09-16 19:09:01 UTC  

wow, a real man's man

2017-09-16 19:14:20 UTC  

Nothing wrong with drinking a frilly drink every now and then.

2017-09-16 19:18:45 UTC  

Yeah I'm ngl lattes can be nice treats

2017-09-16 19:20:32 UTC  

drink a real mans beverage, dr pepper

2017-09-16 19:21:35 UTC  

real man != weeb

2017-09-16 19:23:42 UTC  

Coffee has estrogen like compounds

2017-09-16 19:26:03 UTC  

Weird that coffee isn't a thing on the mainland, sure tea is going to be more popular but it seems they like western things like whiskey and beer more than that

2017-09-16 19:27:24 UTC  

do they have vanilla coke

2017-09-16 19:28:57 UTC  

More like vanilla cock

2017-09-16 19:37:33 UTC  

What the fuck doesn't have estrogen like cancer causing gluten compounds anyways

2017-09-16 19:38:08 UTC  

Yknow I'm curious if China has any special ways of brewing coffee like other countries do

2017-09-16 19:42:51 UTC  

Probably depends on what part of China, Hong Kong has a regional variation that is three parts coffee to one part milk tea