Message from @porco

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2018-01-03 09:03:12 UTC  

My passport is LITERALLY the center of the world, and people know and respect that

2018-01-03 09:03:33 UTC  

So you can keep your EU little pamphlets , I'm good

2018-01-03 09:34:00 UTC  

as a frequent traveler who often encounter Americans : I often see Americans waving their passports expecting to be treated in a special way and airport staff just shaking their head.
that might work in shitholes .... you know, the shitholes I don't need a visa for ;^)

2018-01-03 11:31:24 UTC  

Y-y-y-youre just jealous! I get it. i-i-it must hurt being a europoor. Heh, I bet English isn't even your first language

2018-01-03 11:31:41 UTC  

As if any of the other useless languages matter

2018-01-03 11:31:54 UTC  

I speak to god in English why would I need to know anything else

2018-01-03 12:11:32 UTC  

I've had acquaintences receive US passports and the brochure they give you literally says "the world is yours"

2018-01-03 12:13:07 UTC  

yup

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/398086372990255114/Passport-with-brochure-2.jpg

2018-01-03 12:18:33 UTC  

is true tho
korean femoids in foreigners admire the passport the most

2018-01-03 13:30:09 UTC  

Hell yeah

2018-01-03 13:30:15 UTC  

Look at that fucking eagle

2018-01-03 13:30:23 UTC  

🦅

2018-01-03 13:34:27 UTC  

imagine having a chink passport and not being allowed anywhere

2018-01-03 13:35:02 UTC  

chinks aren't even allowed to move freely in their own country

2018-01-03 13:39:28 UTC  

It's true. Their hukou ID system is completely fucked

2018-01-03 13:40:36 UTC  

My fiancee is from a 2nd teir city, but her mom is from a 3rd tier city. Population 11mil and 9mil. But because of the classification, fiancee can travel to Taiwan and Hong Kong alone, but the mom MUST use a travel agency and go in huge group

2018-01-03 13:40:55 UTC  

That's the main reason why chinks are always in travel groups, because they have to.

2018-01-03 13:41:30 UTC  

What's the reasoning for that

2018-01-03 13:41:47 UTC  

Probably people from smaller cities are more likely to bail on the country

2018-01-03 13:42:01 UTC  

But there are rich people in smaller cities and poor people in the big ones

2018-01-03 13:42:03 UTC  

not showing the world how uncivilised lower tier population is

2018-01-03 13:42:08 UTC  

So it doesn't always work like that

2018-01-03 13:42:37 UTC  

And you can't do a lot of stuff outside of your birth city. Especially education. You MUST do the schooling where you were born

2018-01-03 13:42:55 UTC  

So much regulations to keep people from moving

2018-01-03 13:44:47 UTC  

it's a shame you can't enjoy living in a tiny village in China without huge drawbacks. I lived in a tiny 600 people mountain village in Switzerland for 3 years and it was beautiful. I bet such tiny Chinese villages are beautiful, too

2018-01-03 13:45:52 UTC  

at least the Taiwanese ones are, I've seen beautiful unknown Taiwanese villages, mostly in central Taiwan. Beautiful places that remind you of early 1900s Asia stereotypes

2018-01-03 13:46:10 UTC  

how can it be so unknown if the island is so tiny

2018-01-03 13:46:36 UTC  

there are a lot of tiny towns that no-one gives a fuck about tbh

2018-01-03 13:46:48 UTC  

every tourist goes only to taipei?

2018-01-03 13:47:17 UTC  

Hualien had the most (white) tourists per capita from what I've seen

2018-01-03 13:47:26 UTC  

because of the huge national park

2018-01-03 13:47:34 UTC  

then obv. Taipei and Kaohsiung

2018-01-03 13:47:57 UTC  

I also saw a few tourists in Tainan, but otherwise there are no tourists

2018-01-03 13:48:01 UTC  

with 100k citizens it's highly likely

2018-01-03 13:50:28 UTC  

But really Hualien is worth it

2018-01-03 13:52:39 UTC  

a place in Taiwan with barely any international tourists but a lot of Taiwanese going there for a day-off trip from other cities, is luodong

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luodong

- most amazing night market of Taiwan full of obscure and untrustworthy delicacies
- springs to let fish bite your feet and call it wellness
- great cheap food (we feasted in a traditional Taiwanese restaurant, all night, many tiny dishes, a lot of drinks, 18$ total)

2018-01-03 13:53:31 UTC  

need to know chink tho, no?

2018-01-03 13:54:08 UTC  

yes no-one speaks English in those places, it's a shame, but you can just use tinder or interpals to find a cute local girl to show you around kek

2018-01-03 13:54:23 UTC  

or learn Chinese, beautiful language. Especially the colorful profanity

2018-01-03 13:55:00 UTC  

sorry I'm a slav I can't find a cute girl :\ well never going to taiwan then

2018-01-03 13:55:38 UTC  

learn Chinese, @kaetaa will help you